Posted by learningnonsense (01/12/12 08:09 PM)

Funniest thing I've read. Not sure if that is how you meant it to come across, but seriously had me laughing uncontrollably. Just the fact that they had the nerve to threaten you sent me to the floor. Shrooms are very sensitive. Sad, but true. Treat them right, and they'll return the favor. Treat them wrong, they'll make you regret it. They have a very high order of doing things you know.
Posted by Qualophile (08/05/11 09:20 AM)
It's peculiar how such a potentially enlightening substance sometimes talks in such a... weird way. First it blames you for doing something you couldn't help but do, then it threatens you with a bad experience, and after that says you owe it something and that you must "spread it's seed".

I guess it doesn't need friends, but slaves...