Me and a few of my friends dosed for the first time recently.
Me and a few of my friends dosed for the first time recently. I typed this while
If you got two of something, well shit
Hey Mac and me, who’s mac
Put that guy back!
He looks like you! With big ears
(Jared comes across a cheap porn
She’s got big
No dude where’s
Jon: A talked to
All: Jesus Christ hes
(Another cheap porn
commercial is on)
Chunky! Getting chunky style!
Jared: Why are you so determined at doing shit?
Jordan: (At same time as previous) Why are you so
determined at going in the other room?
Jordan: Biggs?? Biggs?
Jon: Do you remember that tarantula?
Biggs: Twenty minutes ago?
Jared: Shut up, now we missed Damon…
All: Zyban. Ziii-MAN!
Jon: (Reading fine print) Hot pocket goodness.
(Jon continues to go on about the
26 27 3 no 4
That deer just wanked at me?
(Writers note: is wanked a word)
Jared continues to go on with Jordan.
Jared: Dude, just shut up.
Whoa its a fat chink!
I a big fat egg-woll
Jared: Linda, you a bitch.
Jon: That is money.
Jordan: Money baby
Justin continues to type as he misses all the good shit
Jon goes on about her tits. Jordan and Jared
can’t get over the "big fat egg-woll." Jon continues about
commercials, while Biggs is in his own world.
All: It all leads to genital warts!
Did she just change into a man??
Jon: Is this still that genital warts shit?
Jon: Don’t bring Justin into
Jordan comments about
crack. Jared goes on about pig feet. Miscellaneous comments continue about the
Jared: Do you have Friday?
Justin stops typing. No one notices.
Jared: What happened to Sportscenter?
Justin is back. OK, I’m calm now. The end.
Hello, my name is Jerry. I’m
New episode: Deep
somebody, I’m not sure who, but I think he was…
Oh my god, Mac and Me!
All he wants is a pepsi-cola.
Jon goes on about wheelchair.
Justin thinks about how he just talked to his
mother only minutes ago.
continues "Bitch" joke.
Jared: You a bitch!
can’t type anymore.
is talking about Freddy. I’m not looking. Someone just mentioned an
And Mac and Me is
back! Its insane!
and me is into tools!
infers to Justin and Jordan and his own experience with the Triad. It was kinda
scary. I’m gonna go into that shit now.
Jared: Justin, you thought nothing man! This is you!
Nothing, man, nothing!
starts getting into a Baseketball joke. Jared gets confused.
Jon attempts to leave room.
Jon: Its 3:38.
Jared: No, its 3:39!
Jared continues about Mac and me.
Jordan is confronted by Jared about getting
root-beer getting poured on him.
Writer’s note: That was a delayed reaction.
Jared: I feel like the Sound of Music.
Jordan: Yea, like the
Jordan wigs out about his
back hurting. Jon tries to wig him out.
Jordan continues to go on about his bad back.
Jared attempts conversation. Jared says
They all go on about
how Jared looks like ugly people in movies.
Jared calls himself an "ugly mothafucka"
Jared: You calling me Splinter?
I don’t want to be a rat!
(Biggs moves. Wow!)
Jared starts feeling shit.
Jon is Rafael. Jordan isn’t
a turtle, but he doesn’t have any idea what’s going on.
Then some other stuff happened,
but the we blamed Biggs for everything.
Jon: He’s a Baked Potato.
I want my book!
OK, my heart’s back to
racing. Jon is doing his "loner" thing again. Jordan wants to lock Jon
Justin thinks to
himself about the pool balls a couple weeks ago.
Jordan and Jared decide Jon is the devil.
Jon comments on how he was having fun looking at
Everyone leaves the room. Its only me again. Last time it was only me I
went fucking pyscho. But I don’t remember that much. Jordan and Jared say
I came out of the mist. I don’t remember that. Jared says how I was some
kind of God. It was kind of insulting, but I didn’t mind. This reminds me
of this dream I had once where everything I thought was like blown up and thrown
through my head. Even good emotions. They would be forced into my head so much
that even good thoughts would hit my head like a hammer.
I gotta get a fan in here!
Fan boy is scared of
opened doors, but he is looking for South Park on TV so he completely forgot
Is he gone?
Biggs runs in room terrified.
Jon, please stop scaring my
Jared just turned on a
H2O commercial. He wigs all of us out.
Jared: Look, look!
of us are huddled in a ball, scared as hell.
Jared and Jordan continue in room. Jon and Biggs talk about
going in the other room.
Five minutes later, we’re
all still in the same room. Then They complain about Jon being selfish.
Jordan and Jared: You selfish
Wow, we’re all
like ecstatic in how there is some unreal commercial on TV. Actually, I
don’t mind. Its a nice change of pace. Actually just chilling, instead of
wigging each other out.
kind of friends do that?
mentions it, and I’ll title it this:
WE ARE ENTERING THE FIFTH HOUR
Ok, I really need to stop this shit now, but I can’t
Jon flips the channel.
All (Except for Biggs): MAC AND
Is he still alive? Someone better… never
mind, I think I heard him laugh at something. The Jared goes on about the fan
This is getting me like
really tired. I need to stop typing. OK, I’ll stop.
And that's all that I
typed. Weird stuff, huh? From what I put together, we were watching this old
movie, "Mac and Me." It has this little alien in it. I definitely