over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house we go

Well I picked a bunch of mushrooms out of my yard, and put them in some little baggies, and went to my grandmothers house. My cousin and I split them, and they didn't do very much at all. We waited for 45 minutes and barely did anything. It was probably because I don't really know how many I need to actually trip.
We were kind of disappointed, so we decided to go smoke some weed in the woods. We rolled two joints, and then went out to the woods. We started smoking and I was feeling like every other time I had done it, nothing out of the ordinary. My cousin was laughing and i wasn't really feeling anything yet so I was kind of mad. Then it hit me. I could feel it starting to work, and it was way more intense than ever before. We had a flashlight on the ground pointing up so it made our faces look really freaky. At one point I thought he was a vampire, then I swear he was Frodo . Then I looked behind him and the tree had a scary cartoon face that kept changing. Then my cousin started to shake and he couldn't see anything so we decided to go back. On the way back it seemed as if I was a giant that swayed back and forth when I walked. When we got inside, thats when everything started seeming like a dream. Every five seconds felt like I was waking up from a dream. I decided to pee, and i was walking down the hall naked with a blanket around me and my grandmother started talking to me, which freaked me out. It felt like the hallway was twisting, kind of cartoony. Then I went back into the room, and unfortunately I fell asleep because it was like 4:30 in the morning.


I don't know if the mushrooms actually worked after all or what, but I didn't think that weed could do that to you. It was a trip for sure.