this trip report is a sad one, and is a reminder that sometimes mushrooms dont work, and you just have to deal with it.
so ive been waiting to do this for a long time, and i read a bunch of trip reports and stuff and i was really prepared and excited to experience the wonderful world of shrooms.
so we go to an aboretum, where i take them.
an hour later i feel dizzy and colors are really bright. thats it.
im still dizzy and i found a stick, and tried to pretend like i was in vietnam... it was so sad, i was trying so hard to see things, to notice any effects...
i just ended up feeling tired and drunk.
the only thing i really thought looked cool was outside. there was a really trippy shadow that "intensified" the 3-dimensionality of reality for a little bit, but that was after smoking a lot of weed and drinking some beer.
what a terrible terrible trip.
im going to grow shrooms and try again, hopefully it will be a much better experience.