Now, after a morning and afternoon of shrooming and weed, we were all hungrier than a mutherfucker.
Now, after a morning and afternoon of shrooming and weed, we were all hungrier
than a mutherfucker. My tummy was inverted and shit...We all woke up and decided
it was time to eat. Since we had no women to cook for us (gosh, what a
shovanistic piggish thing to say MOE) sorry girls..we decided to go to pizza
hut. NOW there were 4 of us.
black guy (nigger)
1 white guy
1 irainian (sand
It was a long ride to
pizza hut. We got in and all seated and realized that only ONE of us have money.
(the white guy)...We ordered and started to crack on each other. We got pretty
deep with the racial slurs and pizza hut employees were getting concerned. We
chilled and ate the pizza. I checked out the waitress and tried to get some free
cupons. Whitey saw someone he knew outside in a car and went out to talk. He was
outside for a while and we ate his shit. He knocked on the window where we were
sitting and pointed at the cool looking chick in the car behind him. He made the
dick and pussy screwing symbol (you know with one hand as the pussy and the
index finger going in and out)..Mex nodded and whitey took off.
We continued to eat and have a good time...Then
the waitress gave us the check....ALLL was quiet at our table as we wondered how
the FUCK we were going to pay for this shit..We came in irainian's small ass
nissan 240 sx. We kept looking at the waiterss and other employees to figure
when we should dash.. I told 2 of us to go to the restroom and the other get the
car ready. I was the one who got the car. I got a cigarrete from mex and went
outside, then I got the car. the others ran out and dove in the window. I had
legs and arms hanging out the window as we drove away.
************************THE FUCKED UP PART****************
Come to find out that whitey wasnt
leaving to get some ass, he was telling us that he was going to fuck this girl
later one tonight...We took it as he was leaving us and getting some ass
NOW...He was pissed when he had to explain to the police what happened..We all
DIED when he told us what happend.