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Me and a friend had decided that to celebrate his birthday we would buy some shrooms and some hydro (hydro is VERY powerful marijuana) and mix the two together. Having never tried shrooms before, I was a bit scared but I tried a gram anyways just to see what all the "hype" was about. I didn't think it was a big deal actually, but little did I know. After taking a gram of shrooms, and drinking some pepsi to wash the taste out of my mouth, my friend and I went to smoke up (he said that doing both shrooms and marijuana would make us even higher) so that's what we did.

After smoking up then, I calmly sat on the couch and waited. Nothing came. I had begun to think that shrooms were the biggest waste of money I ever spent. But I waited more, and more for it to kick in.. and soon, it did.

I was sitting on my friends couch when suddenly I fell over, as the next thing I could remember was my friend looking at me saying "what are you doing man? you alright?" trying to make it look like the shrooms weren't working, I replied "I'm tired, what does it look like?" he knew I was lying though, based on the fact I was laying on my face though. I then thought that was the worst, but the shrooms weren't even begining to take full effect yet..

I then went to the computer to do surf the net, when suddenly (and I don't know why) I had forgoten how to speak english. I only knew spanish, so for the whole trip I spoke only spanish to my friend (which made communication with him and I VERY hard) seeing that the shrooms were taking their course, I went to lay down only to find out when I layed on the bed, I couldn't get back out of bed, and I felt as if I were sinking into the bed itself. Then out of no where bars suddenly came up from the sides of the bed, as it now looked like I was trapped in a baby crib. I looked up at the celling as I saw spiders crawling everywhere! and then when I close my eyes, I pretended as if I didn't know how to open them.. and when I finally did try to open my eyes again, I found it very hard..

And then suddenly, I had the urge to look at porn.. So I went to look at porn for some odd reason. And it made me sick. I was like "why are these girls doing this? they're obviously very pretty, and stuff" Well to wrap things up, my high started to go down a bit.. which has abled me to right this right now, slightly buzzed.