Better left alone

It was really wet and humid for several days and my yard was just overflowing with those beautiful yellow Amanita mushrooms. So I did a little reading and decided to give 'em a try. I took about 5 caps and put them in a pan and turned the fire on low. After a little while, I had a little more than two tablespoons of yellow liquid. I filtered it into a cup of coffee and then "down the hatch". Even in the coffee, it was kind of slimy. Oh well, if you drink it fast enough, I guess its not so bad. About 20 minutes later, I started feeling a little queezy. So I layed down and watched some TV. After about 45 minutes to an hour, I decided I would feel much better if I just went outside and puked - so I did. Unlike my little "psilly" buddies, the Amanitas made me really tired. I layed back down on the couch, and kind of went between states of sleep and conciousness, I wasn't always sure which was which for about an hour. I then got off the couch and felt pretty much like I had a pot buzz or something. This lasted a couple more hours and then it was all over. Anyway, my point of giving this account was to say that I feel that the buzz was not really worth the nausea that you go through. Stick with your psilly friends!!