KAVANA vs. DA SHROOM

HEY YO. MY NAME (or nickname rather) IS KAVANA. I HAVE SMOKED MY SHARE OF WEED, AND HAVE ROLLED ON X ABOUT 7 TIMES. BUT JUST THE OTHER DAY I DECIDED TO GO SHROOMING! I REALLY DIDNT THINK TWICE ABOUT IT BECAUSE I KNEW X WAS ALOT MORE DANGEROUS. ANYWAYS, I PICKED UP MY FRIEND AND WE WENT TO ANOTHER FRIENDS HOUSE TO PICK THEM UP. BOUT 10 MINUTES AFTER EATING THEM, MY STOMACH STARTED TO FEEL FUNNY, IN A GOOD WAY. I COULDNT MAKE MYSELF STOP LAUGHING. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HOME TO MY APPARTMENT, MY FRIENDS WERE ALL OVER THERE. I SAT DOWN ON THE COUCH AND TO MY AMAZEMENT, THE WALLS STARTED TO MOVE. THERE WERE THESE BEUTIFUL PATTERNS ON THE CARPET, AND I NOTICED THIS TO BE TRUE EVERYWHERE I WENT THAT NIGHT. THEN, MY FRIEND STARTED TO PLAY SOME BOB MARLEY. HE KNEW I WAS TRIPPIN SO HE PLAYED MY FAVORITE SONG NO WOMAN NO CRY. WELL IN OUR PLACE, WE HAVE THIS HUGE BOB MARLEY FLAG HANGING RIGHT BEHIND OUR KITCHEN TABLE. WELL ILL BE DAMNED IF BOB DIDNT START SINGING THE SONG TO ME HIMSELF. IT WAS THE COOLEST THING I EVER SAW. THEN, I WENT BACK TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WHERE I GOT THE SHROOMS. I WAS SITTING ON HIS BED WHEN HIS JIM MORRISON POSTER STARTED TO BLEED AND IT APPEARED THAT IT TURNED INTO THE DEVIL. IT WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE COOLEST VISUAL OF THE NIGHT. HIS FLOOR LIKE I SAID HAD SOME COOL PATTERNS ON IT, BUT THIS TIME IT LOOKED LIKE A SNAKESKIN. THEN I MADE THE TRAVEL BACK HOME WHERE I WENT DOWN STAIRS AND STARTED WATCHIN WWF SURVIVOR SERIES 92. I COULDNT SIT THERE AND WATCH IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE STUFF, NOT WATCH OLD WRESTLING TAPES. THEN I WENT UPSTAIRS TO GET READY TO GO TO A CHICKS HOUSE. I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND MY FACE SLOWLY STARTED TO TURN INTO A SKULL. IT WAS AWSOME. I SAW SOMEMORE THINGS, BUT TO SUM IT ALL UP, IT WAS THE COOLEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. TODAY IS 4-20-2001, FRIDAY. I HAVE SOME WAITING ON ME AT HOME RIGHT NOW. I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL TO GO TAKE THEM. PEACE-LOVE-WRESTLE-SHROOMS!!!