My friend came over with a big bag of mushrooms he had found in the wilderness and told me to eat them with him. I had never tried any type of drug, not even weed.
We put the shrooms in a blender with a bunch of hot cheetos, chocolate cookies, peanuts, and doritos. Then we served them on a plate and began to watch the Simpsons. No one was home for the weekend to watch out for us.
We put peunut butter and ranch dressing on the plate and began to dig in. It tasted like shit. We finally finished down the whole plate and waited for it to kick in.
The next couple of hours are a blurr, all i remember were the walls talking to me and telling me to kill the dog, I thought i was being haunted by spirits, I had no choice but to go get his dads gun and shoot their evil german sheperd. My friend thought I was going to kill him so he called the police, I was so scared, i ran down the block and tried to get away from the house, I stole some little fat kids bike and took of for the mountains, the sun was setting and I thought I was a vampire and was going to die. When night came I was lost in the mountains for five hours thinking I was going through the nine underworlds of hell, I stumbled onto a farm and told the farmer I had been abducted by aliens and I needed to get out of the country before the CIA came for me. He thought i was insane and tied me up in his barn until the police came to get me, when they came i tthought they were going to put me in an alien saucer and send me to become a slave on another planet. I was so scared I pissed and shit on myself in the police car. The next thing I remember I was in a mental hospital tied in s straight jacket and my mouth taped shut. My parents came to get me and were crying, I was being charged for murdering the dog and wreckless indangerment. I had to spent the next six years in psychiatric treatment. I would recommend never to eat those damn things because theyll make you go crazy.