WORST TRIP EVER

OKAY, TO START OFF WITH ALL OF THIS, AT THE TIME I WAS 13 YEARS OLD LIVING ON MERCER ISLAND WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND (SAME AGE) WERE SMOKING HELLA CHRONIC WENT DOWN TO THE PARK TO BUY AN EIGHTH OF MUSHIES FOR EACH OF US FROM A TRUSTED FRIEND AFTER THAT WE STARTED HEADING UP THE TRAIL BACK TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE, WHEN WE FINALLY GOT THERE WE WENT TO HIS LIVING ROOM, TURNED ON THE TV AND STARTED EATING THEM REALLY FAST WITH A PEPSI i ATE 25 CUBENSIS AND MY FRIEND ATE 20 (WAY TOO MANY FOR OUR AGE) AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES OR SO I STARTED FEELING LIKE THEIR WAS 100 POUNDS OF AIR ON MY FACE AND I COULDNT REALLY GET COMFY IN HIS LAZY-BOY CHAIR THEN THE EFFECTS STARTED TO HIT ME REALLY HARD EVYTHING CAME ALIVE, RANDOM SHAPES AND FIGURES CAME OUT OF THE WALLS AND NOT TO MENTION i HAD TO BE AT MY HOUSE IN 40 MIN. (I KNOW IM AN IDIOT) ANYWAY AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES OF UNCOMFOTABLENISS I MOVED OVER TO THE COUCH THAT HE WAS SITTING ON AND WE JUST STARED AT HIS CRAZY LOOKIN SUTAINS THAT SEEMED TO MORPGH INTO DIFFERENT SHAPES AND COLORS, I WAS HAVING A GOOD TRIP. AFTER ABOUT 30MIN. OF WATCHING TV WE DECIDED TO TAKE A WALK THROUGH THE TRAIL THAT GOES DOWN TO THE CENTER AND THEN WE LEFT AFTER WALKING THROUGH THE TRAIL FOR BOUT FIVE MIN. WE RANDOMLY LAYED DOWN IN THE STICKER BUSHES OVERWELMED WITH WHAT WAS GOING ON, IGNORING MY CURFEW. WE STARTED FEELING REALY GOOFY AND STARTED TO CONFUSE OURSELFS ON ACCIDENT BY SYAING STUFF TO OURSELVES LIKE CITY BAD, FOREST GOOD PEOPLE BAD, BUT THEN WE THOUGHT TO OURSELVES WE ARE PEOPLE SO HOW CAN WE BE BAD, SO WEIRDLY WE FINISHED OUR LONG LONG JOURNEY THROUGH THE TRAIL TO THE CENTER AND WE DECIDED TO GO TO WALLGREENS TO PICK UP SOME ARIZONA GREEN TEA AND SOME SNACKS WHEN EVRYHTING STARTED DETATCH FROM OUR BODIES AND FELT LIKE THE WIND PICKED US UP OFF OUR FEET LIKE LIQUID AND CARRIED US THROUGH THE AIR KINDA LIKE RIDING ON A ROLLER CAOSTER, WHEN WE FINALLY GOT THERE WE WERE TRIPPIN PRETTY HARD CORE AS WE WALKED TO THE COLD DRINKS PART OF THE STORE AND THEN EVRYTHING STARTED TURNING HORRIBLE AS WE WERE STANDING IN LINE TO BUY ARE DRINKES I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW FLEESE JACKET WORKED AND I WAS GETTING SO CONFUSED AS EVRYONE IN LINE STARTED TALKING IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLANET AS WE MOVED CLOSER TO THE CLERK IN LINE I STILL WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY POCKETS IN MY JACKET, I WAS WSEATING AND HAVING CONVULSIONS AND MY BRAIN WENT COMPLETELY BLANK LIKE I COULDNT THINK AT ALL AND I WAS JUST STUCK IN AN AWFULL TRANCE THAT I COULD NEVER GET OUT OF WHEN BOOM IT IT HIT ME WE WERE AT THE COUNTER AND THE CLERK TOLD ME SOMETHING I COULD NOT MAKE OUT IN WORDS WAHT SO EVER AND THEN I FINALLY GOT MY WALLET OUT OF MY JACKET TO PAY FOR THE DRINK I WAS GOING TO BUY WHEN OUT OF NOWERE I COMPLETELY VOMITTED EVRYWHERE BUT NOT NKOWING WHAT WAS GOING ON I REALLY DIDNT GIVE A FUCK AND THE CLERK WAS JUST STARING AT ME TOTALLY ASTONISHED OF WHAT I JUST DID WHILE EVYONE BEHIND ME WAS GROSSED OUT BUT STILL TALKING GIBBERISH TO ME ALL I COULD REALLY MAKE OUT UUUUHHGHHRH CLEA U A RIGISIR AND THEN I DIDNT REALIZE THAT MY FRIEND WAS ALREADY OUT OF THE STORE AND HE HAD PAYED FOR THE DRINKS AND WAS WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE AND THE CLERK WAS TRYING TO HAND BACK MY CHANGE OR HIS CHANGE WHOSEVER IT WAS THEN FOR SOME WEIRD REASON I STARTED DROOLING AND SAT DOWN IN MY OWN PUIKE AND I COULD IDENTIFY THE SHROOMS IN MY VOMIT BUT AT THE SAME TIME WAS SWEATY ALL OVER AND MY FRIEND FINALLY CAME IN THE STORE TO TRY TO PULL ME BACK OUT TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHEN A SHORT LADY WITH A MOP WAS STANDING RIGHT OVER THE PUIKE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY I WASNT MOVING OUT OF THE WAY OF MY VOMIT WHEN I FINALLY CAME TO SENSES AND SAT IN A CHAIR NEXT TO THE FERTALIZER THAT WAS STACKED UP THEN ONE EMPLOYEE SEEING THAT I WAS NOT RESPONDING TO ANYTHING I SAID FINNALLY CALLED AN AMBULENCE TO COME AND SEND ME TO THE HOSPITAL