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they have taken over man

one summer day me and my friend evan were wanting to get messed up and i didnt have ne money or herb so we decided to read about mushrooms and so we found out what they looked like and where to look for them so we went down in the pasture down my road and picked several strong very strong shrooms we decided to take them after my mom went to bed because she would kill us if she found out so me and evan popped us a couple of caps and started watching this weird ass movie i stole from my gpa it was an old film called "better sex" or sumtin like that and all of a sudden about 30 min later i started to get stoned and i was like yeah man and my friend evan wasnt feeling ne thing now this movie was hilarious this old ass woman with sum huge ass glasses was talkin about sum weird as shit and i started laughing my ass off i couldnt stop laughing and evan told me to be quiet or ill wake up my mom i kept laughing i was laying on this fold out couch bed and the bottom of it was not good and i fell through it and hit my head on the floor still laughing and watchin the movie i started banging my head against the floor my mom woke up and came in there with me still laughing "what are u on boy?



one summer day me and my friend evan were wanting to get messed up and i didnt have ne money or herb so we decided to read about mushrooms and so we found out what they looked like and where to look for them so we went down in the pasture down my road and picked several strong very strong shrooms we decided to take them after my mom went to bed because she would kill us if she found out so me and evan popped us a couple of caps and started watching this weird ass movie i stole from my gpa it was an old film called "better sex" or sumtin like that and all of a sudden about 30 min later i started to get stoned and i was like yeah man and my friend evan wasnt feeling ne thing now this movie was hilarious this old ass woman with sum huge ass glasses was talkin about sum weird as shit and i started laughing my ass off i couldnt stop laughing and evan told me to be quiet or ill wake up my mom i kept laughing i was laying on this fold out couch bed and the bottom of it was not good and i fell through it and hit my head on the floor still laughing and watchin the movie i started banging my head against the floor my mom woke up and came in there with me still laughing "what are u on boy?" i looked at her and laughed and said nothing trying to catch my breath she went back to bed and evan wasnt feeling ne thing and he said he was taking more he poped about 12 caps so i had to brush my teeth in the bathroom cuz the shrooms tasted like shit and like the mirror was waving at me i was like whoa and said stop and it did and all this time evan was in my room with the black light on and i kept hearing sumtin hit my walls i was like what the fuck so i walked into my room and evan was punching the air hes like ohh mah common u got to help me stop this black hole man common u gotta he said it has teeth so i needed to get some gloves he said i was like no man and then he started to stare at shit andi was really tripping my room was like orange and shit and it was dark and cool witht he black light on i had this poster i had that was cool hanging from my celing and the things on it started dancing and i started hearing tribal music i was like ahhh and started dancing around a fire in my room then i fell out onto my bed and then my hands started to float up and i looked on my wall and spotted a large face it was god he talked to me and all this time evan is licking my door then he figures out how to get out and walks into the bathroom then i hear ahhh and then complete silence i was like woah and went to see what was up he was saying im half machine like the terminator and he was like u see the shining metal i was like nooo man and then i started moving another mirror on the wall beside the other mirror and i was moving his face with the mirror and he started screaming ahh oww that hurts he was in the mirror for about an hour or so and i was sitting in a chair and all sudden i looked out side cuz i thought i heard sum mexican peoplz and my mom had a comforter from mexico and i was like ahh mexicans are crossing the border i thought it was a real person so i found my way out side and then i seen all these deer with arms coming out of their sides i was so scared i ddint kno how to get back in so i made noiese and found my way back to the door and got in i was like ahhh omg omg then i looked out the window and there was fire and machines i was like ahhhhhhhhhhhh and evan came in the room and was like are u ready but he wasnt looking at me and he was carrying on a convo about baking i was tripping then i started to freak and then he walked into the kitchen and was trying to fix a bowl of cereal and he kept knocking down the box and couldnt grab it for sum reason and then i started saying repetedly kept saying "im not coming out of a trip" and then i started getting angty and started yelling it and my mom came in the kitchen and evan looked at her and he told me later that she turned into dust and fell in the floor so he finally fixed his cereal and i was like hey man what if were the only ones alive what if my mom melted in her bed and died and were the only ones alive and i looked out the door i was saying man its never going to be day again we cant leave the house or well disappear into darkness and i was like hey man i gotta see another person man i gotta were gonna be stuck here for ever and not gonna make it i was like i gotts to see a person i turned on the tv and it was a car talking i yelled omg i told you they have taken over i turned off the tv and dove into my closet he came looking for me and found me i was like man i dont wanna die hes like ur not man come look at this weed plant coming out from your computer i was like ok man i want sum herb so i went and my comp was gone i was like ahhhh and he said ti was still ther and it was so i said man i dont think i can make it and i turned on the tv and seen a person i was like yes yes yes were going to survive it was sum gay ass thing bout conan or brian or sumtin like that and then i was sayin man i need to sleep this needs to stop and he was already tripping really hard on my celing hes like its a tropical movie see all the colorful fish and i fell on the bed and started having uncontrolable jerks and shit i was like ahh and then i seen sumtin else and passed out it was cool the next morning cuz i woke up high so yeah there is mine and evans trip its not all in complete detail other wise it would be like really long and alot better but thanks alot for reading my trip

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