sex on the beach

last week me and my friend decided to eat a large amount of shrooms. well, an hour later, we were pretty grilled and he started to go crazy and had to go home. so now im sitting there all alone, shroomed outta my mind. so i decided to call up my girlfriend. when i dialed the numbers i could hardly see because they were moving all over the place. i told her to meet me on the beach. after i hung up i stumbled down to the beach. it was dark and got there before she did. so while i was waiting i saw her in the distance. so i go up to her and start talking dirty and before i know it im fucking her brains out. well, right then the trip wore off. i could now see clearly. i had mistaken a gay man for my girlfriend. now i got my dick up this guys ass and he sitting there enjoying it. well, i was so scared, i shit all over the place, and it was the runny shit with diarrea mixed in with it. then i got up and ran away.