I ate some fucking cat food

The other night I took about 1- 1.5 gram of some mushies that seem to have been pretty good, mostly just a mind-fuck.
Well me and two friends dosed in the apartment and sat on the balcony waiting for it to kick in, and no shit about 10 minutes later we were all struggling to keep a conversation together as the confusion set in. Soon after, we were all erupting into a barrage of laughter. Me, T and J (the other trippers) have all tripped on mushrooms and LSD before, and had all done E together but we never did any real hallucinogens together. Our other three friends V, R, and M showed up and we told them we were tripping balls now. We all started walking to a nearby Burger King, which in order to get to we had to cross through the elementary school I went to as a kid. As soon as we saw the playground me and J ran over to it, laughing our asses off the whole way there as I started having major flashbacks to my childhood. I could picture in my head things that happened years ago, and just then these two fucking annoying little girls from J and T's apartment building came over and started playing on the jungle gym and giving us dirty looks as we laughed. The one girl was like "You guys are gay asses" and the other was like "you have hamster syndrome". Me, T, and J all just stopped and stared at eachother for a moment, then we laughed as hard as we could for about 20 minutes over it. V, R and M laughed too but there was no way they could possibly understand how funny it was to me and the boys since none of them have ever done shrooms.

We got off and walked to Burger King, where even more hilarity ensued. By now, we all felt light as a feather, like our feet floated above the ground and our heads were bobbing around like huge balloons at a parade. But we sat there and yelled at eachother and laughed about pretty much nothing, everyone in Burger King just staring at us. I announced that I wanted to head over to Tim Horton's and get a coffee. Then I realized that I didn't know how much money I had so I took out all my change and just dropped it onto the table and we all started cracking up and left. On the way out, I turned around and yelled "Can I get fries with that?!" And we left Burger King.

We decided we wanted to get some smokes and since none of us is 19 we went to this one store where they will give cigarettes to just about anyone, and we took M's camera phone into the store with us. The stupid guy behind the counter didn't even hesitate to give us the cigarettes on film. For all he knew we could been giving it to the police.

When we got back I was on the computer attempting to talk on MSN which was not working well since all the things I said were going in the wrong order and were spelled wrong. Then my friends put on one of the shitty ass bands they listen to, Cannibal Corpse or Static-X or something, and when the screaming/shrieking/shouting or whatever they pretend to "sing" started I thought the album was yelling at me so I jumped up and ran into the bathroom where I stood in the bathtub for a while before M came in and talked me out, promising to put something else on. I said "No I'm not coming out, that music is angry." She said "No it's not. It's just metal." And then I shouted "THAT'S NOT METAL THATS BULLSHIT!" Then I ran into the living room again and lectured my friends on what true Metal was (don't mind the deathmetal8080 thing I was drunk when I made this profile.

After they left D and A showed up and the night ended with D attempting to peirce T' lip and me mistaking some dried cat food for beer nuts and eating one, when I was informed I didn't even care. Then we smoked a joint and I left. On the way home (pretty far bike ride, I live in the next town over, and don't own a car) I cut across this huge field and stopped to take a piss in the middle, when I looked up I saw the stars I tripped out on them for about 20 minutes then went home and tried to sleep, but when I closed my eyes I saw 2-d visions of trees and animals and stuff, which was weird since there weren't really any hallucinations that night just a lot of head trips. All in all, a good trip.