i am yoda

well, it was my first time doing shrooms, and heres how it all started, it was a boring ass night so me and one of my buddies decided to call up some friends and go do something, i had about a gram and a half of shrooms, but i didnt know when i wanted to do them, so we went to this chicks house and we were hangin there for a bit around all these drunk people when my buddy asked me if i wanted to do my shrooms that night, so im said sure, and since i didnt want to trip alone, he stayed over at my place for the night, so around 12:30 i took the shrooms, and the chick that hooked me up said they would fuck me up pretty good, so i was lookin forward to this...so it was around a half hour later and my buddy asked me if i felt anything yet, i couldnt really tell if i was high yet or not, but all of a sudden in about 2 seconds later i got that EXTREMELY high feeling when your body tingles when you are right fuckin baked. I had heard alot about what your supposed to experience on shrooms so i was really trying to check out the kind of power i had with this drug, soon my heartbeat went up and the entire house was breathing with me, it was like my lungs were attached to the house it was that synchronized...it was pretty fucked, then i started trippin out on the stupidest things, hell, i think i even tripped out on a fuckin hanson music video, it was trippy, so after i was tired of tripping out on that i went to the computer, meanwhile my friend had fallen asleep, i dunno how, but he did, so i was on the computer and the screen looked like it was really small, and i was on the net but soon i got bored, it just felt like i didnt want to be there, so i left and went to the bathroom, and i could have sworn i was the ugliest mother fucker ever, i looked in the mirror and my head was about twice as wide and my ears stuck out, i looked like that little guy off star wars with the little munchkin head, oh yeah, his names yoda, and soon i got sick of looking at myself cuz i was so ugly, so i went to my bedroom and found some glowsticks, sweet!! the tracers were the sweetest thing to trip out on, after awhile i got bored of that and sat down and watched TV again, and then my hand was sitting on the armrest of the chair i was in and it wasnt really attached to my body, i was looking at my hand and then wondering if it was really mine or not, i was kind of pondering why we have arms and legs, and when i moved my fingers, it looked like the coolest thing i ever seen, i was amazed my fingers could look so cool. Then i was watchin some more muchmusic and they had this advertisement on with some slush colors and they were soooo bright it was amazing. It was weird because i was up the whole night until 5:30 in the morning just entertaining myself and having a blast, some of the things i can't really remember, but i know that when i was coming down, it happened in like 5 min. and one minute i was just fucked and then next minute i was so tired it was crazy, so i went to bed then, and thats about it, man, shrooms kick ass, ya'll should try em!!