o my god

this was the first time tripping and my friend tricked me. he gave me about 8 grams of cubenses and told me they were really weak so i would only get a little buzzed. well, i ate the dry things and about 30 mintues later i started tripping hard. everything was moving and going crazy and the next thing i knew i was in a land i called Mabaloo after the famous battle at Waterloo. and then i started smoking some cigarettes and for some reason burnt a hole in my hand with the cherry. well, i was so scared and startled, i shit myself. i was in the middle of public too with a load in my pants. well i walked down to the river to wash but had to be rescued because i almost drowned. the next thing i knew i woke up in the hospital.
it was the craziest thing that happened in my life.