We dont grow shrroms where I'm at we get them from cow shit which actually they are some pretty dank ass shrooms. So it was me and 2 friends in a cow field picking shrooms, while tripping. I was tired and hot so I took a brake, the grass grew tall and made a call around me like I was trapped inside of it. So I get up and start picking more. Now we always had a look out so he yells TRUCK. I look up and this guy, i guess the farmer, is coming straight at us in his truck. So I start running and i hear BOOM then bullets whizz by me. Now I'm tripping on shrooms GETTING SHOT AT I'm freaked the hell out. We had about a football field length to run. So this guy is catching up and we dont even know where our other friend is. We spotted him and he was running in circles I guess he was confused. The guy had to have shot at us about 7 times he had a shotgun i think. We finally got to the woods and we are in the woods for about 4 hours yelling our friends name, we thought he was dead. So we go back to the car and he is there like what up guys? Got away with about 2lbs, bitch ass farmer.
Now here's something strange. We went to the same field around 2am another day, and we are picking tons of shrooms. We all got together for a smoke break when out of nowhere this guy in a full suit walks up to us saying hey lemme show you something. We take off running and the guy is yelling at us "I just wanna show you something!". First of all wtf is a guy in a suit doing out in the middle of fucking nowhere at 2am in the morning? We werent even tripping so I dont knw what that was about.
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