I am 14 and a Purple Dragon ate my Science Homework!

Around spring I was hanging out with a couple of buddies who were desperately trying to get their hands onto some shrooms. So I called up this dude who immediately came over to hook me up with a half of his finest for 75 bucks. This was a cheap reasonable price only because I gave him an electronic scale so he can measure his marijuana that he gave to me for free. So we had an 1/8 of some fine city haze and a half of shrooms. So we decided that we would smoke some pot first so we would be able to eat the shrooms rather than eat the shrooms first and be afraid of the pot. So I smoked the fattest blunt I could roll and smoked 2 bowls with 3 of my buddies and then we each ate an 1/8 of the shrooms. We were completely gone and stoned. It was unbelievably unbelievable. I was and still am in 8th grade and I was working on this science project and we were down to this dude named Joe and me and it was unbelievable. All of a sudden out of nowhere( I was hungry and I had the munchies) a purple dragon attacked my friend and ate my homework. The next day I shit white and then I knew That A purple dragon ate my science homework.