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Horny Goat Weed

Yeah so it was my first time ever shrooming, after mad curiosity from my friends and how they told me how great shrooming was.



Yeah so it was my first time ever shrooming, after mad curiosity from my friends and how they told me how great shrooming was. I ate maybe about 6g of semi dried pyscolibn or whatever shrooms, and they tasted like horse shit. Oh well, it should be worth it right?? WRONG. You see, i was staying with my friends on a farm of their uncles, because they were to watch it while everyone else went on a trip. My friends just smoked weed so they could control me if I got into any trouble. Well, soon enough, teh walls began breathing, and all of the sudden i got this sudden urge to go outside. Outside I saw a goat. For some reason, it seemed to attract me. I threw off my clothing and preceeded to bahhh to the goat. It seemed to accept my courtship, and gave me the ok to approach it. So, I crawled towards the goat, buck naked and rubbed against it. It bahh'ed again affectionatly. Now it was on. My strange new found wild sex drive found me having sexual intercourse with the goat, and I began to send the goat into orgasmic screams of pleasure. I knew the whole time we would have goat children and be happy. I was soo fucked up but didnt care. Then, after our climax, i got some vibe from teh goat that it didnt want me around anymore. So, I became extremely mad and kicked it over. My friends ran out laughing hysterically and dragged me back into the house. Naked, I just became confused. I just, had sex with a goat. Oh my god, my life is over. Well, it was. I am now referred to as mr goat raper at school. I heave learned from this experience that drugs do not pay because they will entice you to attempt to reproduce with things lower on the food chain.

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