Homegrown Hooya!

Okay, so I had thought I would never trip as hard as I did my first time, but boy was I wrong!

I decided to grow my own shrooms to save money, and to me, its already paid off with one dose. Last night my girlfriend's parents were away, so I decided to harvest my mushrooms about a day early, and eat all of them.

I had just under 2/8ths of aborts, and 2/8 of mushrooms. I picked them all and dried them for about 2 hours since I didn't have a lot of notice before.

When we got to her house, I grabbed my Sunny Delight and started munching on my shrooms. I wanted to get started because it was already 8:00. After I was done I left her to cook her pizza and went downstairs to play GTA3.

After about 20 minutes had gone by, I decided to take a few minute break from the screen and just laid back on the floor and stared at the ceiling. It rippled like someone had thrown a rock into a lake. I thought it was wierd since it hadn't been very long. Then I went upstairs to look at the clock and it had only been like 10 minutes. After I realized this I could not stop laughing for what seemed like hours. I laughed so hard that I was crying, and she started to get worried, because even I didn't know I was tripping yet.

For the next hour or so we were downstairs, and I don't know alot of what happened during that time, because I kept blacking out. I thought it was nice though because I didn't have any abrupt temperature changes or feelings like im dead, that I normally do.

Then she plugged in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and she watched that while I talked to the dog and drank my orange juice. I would glance up every once in a while when Jim Carrey would make funny noises and stuff, but I couldn't grasp the concept of a movie to save my life.

I was practically stuck to the futon. I would crave my orange juice for what seemed like hours, but I was too lazy to talk. Then when I would ask what time it was, it would be a minute or two later. I finally decided to try and watch the movie but it wasn't worth it. All I could do was try to analyze the characters and stuff since I couldn't follow the plot.

After the movie was over at about 10:30, she watched t.v. for a little while. I thought about Easter coming up, so I made her change into some soft, bright colored clothes since I was totally in another world. Everything seemed so soft, like it was made out of cotton or silk.

She has a black lab, and he was like my best friend. He would come up and sleep with me on the futon, and it was like I had a telepathic connection with him or something.

Then I decided to make a bet with my girlfriend that I could go to sleep, since she was tired and wanted to. So we went upstairs and layed down. And I thought to myself: with my luck, someone is gonna call my phone right now. Then a couple minutes later it rang. I knew it was my friend, but I just could not understand him. My brain couldn't process it.

After I got off the phone with him I got the munchies. I had an uncontrollable craving for Doritos and a soda. So I went and watched t.v. while I ate. This is when it gets totally wierd.

While I was watching t.v., I began to believe I was psychic or something. I could tell what was going to happen, before it happened. Then I started to get this feeling, like I was actually controlling what happened. If I wanted this guy to die, he would get shot. Or if I wanted this guy to have a grenade, he would have one.

Then I looked at the clock and it was 12:40. I thought, maybe since I could change t.v. shows that were already made. Maybe I could change something that wasn't. Time...

I felt like I was right on the verge of discovering how to move time, but decided it would be too much power for me to handle, and besides that...I was TIRED!

But I still couldn't go to sleep. Then about 10 minutes later her brother came home and scared me to death. I don't know if it was him or time, but about 15 minutes after that, I just snapped and it was over. It felt like I had fallen off a cliff or something. At least I thought I was done tripping.

I decided to go back to bed, and after a debate with the dog. I finally decided he could sleep outside of her room tonight. Everything was going smooth until I accidentally woke her up crawling into bed. But she fell right back to sleep with a little backrub.

That was it. Other than having to get up early before her parents got home, I had the best trip of my life so far.