fucking creepy

Ok it all starts out like this. I go to my buddys house late one night after i picked up a once of fungus. I get to his house to use his scale and i seperate the caps from the steps and the was almost a half once of caps and a half once of stems, put them in seperate bags and stick them in my pocket. My buddy had to bring his girlfriend back to her college that night, he asked me to come with for the ride so i said i would, where we were going was about an 45 minute to an hour away. anywas to get to the story we are on are way we get on the high way and i asked him if he wated to eat some and he said no because his girlfriend was bitching so i said ok, but that wasnt gonna stop me from eating them cause i didnt give a fuck what she had to say. so i wiped out one of the two bags i had and it was the bag of caps so i took out what looked to be an eigth. took them poped them in my mouth and chewed on them for about twenty minutes then swallowed( i find you trip harder the more you let them soak in you mouth trust me try it sometime) about 45 minutes went by and we got to my buddies girlfriends school. i stept out of the car and stood up and i could slightly start to feel a pretty good body buzz but that was about it. we started on our way back home me and my buddy and as soon as that bitch was gone he said he would eat some. so i gave him what looked to be an eigth. we got back on the highway and by now a good hour and twenty minutes went by and i really was getting anything from them so i dicided to eat more cause usaully i eat about a quarter or more cause, i just didnt want to eat that much cause i had to go to school in 7 hours but they werent really working so i ate anouther eigth of caps and waited. about 20 minutes from home the first bach really started to kick in and it definitly made me regret eating that second eigth cause i wasnt even peeking off the first one. so we get off the highway and as soon as we started to slow down it hit me my body felt numb and i looked at my buddy said somthing to him i dont remember what but all as i know is that my vioce echoed for about a minute striaght. he looked at me and aske what was wrong and his vioce started to echo and i looked at him and watch his whole body blend into his chair in the car it just diapered his bidy just looked like it was the chair. he asked if i was freaking and i said yes cause i was starting to get paranoid about the other eight kicking in, he asked if i wanted to smoke a bowl to calm down and i said sure we drove to the country and started to smoke, but for some reason i felt like i had to piss realy bad and i couldnt hold it any longer i made hime pull over and let me out, he let me out next to a woods in the middle of no where and it was pitch black the only thing there was, was the moolight witch creeped me the fuck out. it was fall out to so there was leave all over the ground in the woods and tey where moveing every where i couldnt tell if they where fucking little ass animals or leaves, i dont know everthing was moving all over the place and crarwling up my legs. so i started taking my piss and a bunch of leaves blew up my legs and i freaked out and started to run back to the car and i tripped and fell got up went back to the car and i told him we should go to his house cause i was getting bad vibes in the car with everything moving around so much. so we went to his house and sat in his living room. the walls were not just breathing like in a usual trip the where dripping from the sealing it was like water falling in wierd ass colors all over the place because by this time the second eight was kicking in like a mother fucker. his big granddaddy clock started to shrink and melt the carpet started to crawl up my legs and i couldnt understand a word that was coming out of my buddys mouth. then his dog walked in the room and started to freak out on us i dont know why it seems to happen ever time i trip around animals i think they can sense it or somthing. anyways by the point i was freaking out so bad i couldnt take it anymore. i told him to bring me home cause i thought that would be the only thing to calm me down to be in my own house so he brought me home. i got home and walked up the steps and my house was getting bigger and smaller with the blick of an eye. walking in the door and there was my mom sleeping on the couch and the dog started to bark and growl at me. so my mom woke up and laid there with her face stuck to the cushin. she asked what i was doing but it came out in one of those slow moe voices then she sat up and her left cheak stayed stuck to the couch well she sat up and it just kept stretching out until she stood all the way up then it just drooped to the floor in a puddle like silly puudy or something, i freaked out and went right to my room. sat there freaking out seeing faces and hearing wierd shit just sitting in the dark thinkning letting my mind race. it seemed like hours went by but when i looked at the clock only fifteen minutes had went by so i went back out in the living room to watch tv and law on the couch. the walls where breathing ever where the colors dripping from the wall the wood molding getting bigger thicker and smaller out of no where my dog stearing at me freaking my out the wood grain on the doors looked like a river flowing or somthing the hangin plants growing down the walls and blowing in the wind that wasnt even really there all the wierd ass paintings and carpets crawling up the walls and furniture. all i got to say is it was probly the worst idea to go home by myself. anyways i grabbed a banket cause i was freezing and layed on the couch and watch dave chapelle. covered my body up with the blanket witch was checkered and all the checkers where getting bigger and smaller it looked like i was moving under the blanket but i wasnt. and ways watching dave chapelle freaking out started to stir at the tv reflection in the window i was watching dave in the window and his face looked like george bushs but it was still daves voice. then a burger king commercail came on and the girls vioce sounded like the fucking devil voice. laid there a little bit longer as time crept by i felt like days went by and i was still only 4 hours had went by and i was still tripping balls. not as hard as when i got to my house. so i dicided to go into my room and listen to some pink floyd and smoke. sat in my chair in my room and zoned out to this eischer poster in my room. next thing i know my mom walks in and asked me if i was still going to school. the thing was i stiredat that poster for three hours. when she came in it was light out and i had to be to school in a hour. i said i would go so she wouldnt be suspicios i wasnt really tripping anymore but i was still hearing shit and seeing color. so i went to school and started to walk down the hall and so many people where talking and looking at me i freaked out and walked out the nearest door and left that fucking place walked down the road and went to a buddys got high all day and played some super mario. passed out on his couch and had some fucked up dreams..... worst trip i have ever had and i have ate alot of fungus and acid but nothing compared to that night i still remembered ever bit of it and it was years ago thats why there is so much detail and it is so long. TRIP BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!