first time experienc

let me get straight to the point
this is my first trip so listen up for all beginners

dude i took a whole bunch of psilocybe mushrooms and started to wig out like 12:00 p.m. (noon)

i was eating my sandwich (mayonase&baloni) when it hit me
my sandwich started to fucking talk to me, and then it started to prance around the table, i took my moms spatula and beat the shit out of it till it didn't speak anymore. then my little sister morphed out of the kitched faucet and started singing the bum bum song, i went to my room and grabbed my guitar and went back into the kitchend and smashed that fucking faucet to death, but she disappeared.

i went into my room to watch some t.v. when the tripping got worse the t.v. starting spewing out glueish like substances and this fat guy on t.v. came out and grabbed me and fucking yanked me into the damn television...thats when i lost total conscienses and for the next 5 hours or so i was in this total dimension which i cannot explain on paper it would take at least 10 or 11 pages

it was a good first trip
hard to grasp but i liked it
ya all gotta try it