craziest shit ever!!!

i just finished eating 9 grams of shrooms and drinking a whole 2-4. about 1 hours later i did not know wat i did or anything and my friends told me i just finished eating dog shit and it tasted like vanila ice cream.then later that night i ended up having hot sweaty anal sex with a trucker named buba.after my night night of eating 9 grams i had a mad case of burning diariea witch still burns my ass hole still to this day,ironicly i ate these mushrooms 9 weeks ago, i wonder...could there realy be a porpose in life...?....neh im gonna get more zoomers Peace out.