grow, holy shit!!!!

i was at my friends house he picked up 2 ounces of shrooms he gave me 7 g's i munched them all right away, about 20 mins later I decided to go home since I live right across the street it wasn't a far walk at all, the shrooms started to kick in on the way across the street.
I sat down on my couch and turned on a movie and then my dick started to hurt, so I pulled down my pants to see what the problem was, then right before my eyes my dick appered as if it was starting to grow but then i realized it was just getting hard because I was watching a little spanktrovison (porno)it was so sweet hah ah ah ah ya. But then in a rage I smashed the remote on the table and turned off the porn and went out side and decided to go for a swim, so I opened up the sewer and went down inside, it smelled. I don't rember much but I know i swollowed alot of sewage, I woke up three days later in a forest with a mouth full of sand.