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I THINK IM DEAD

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER EATEN SO MUCH MUSHROOMS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE ?



HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER EATEN SO MUCH MUSHROOMS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE ?
WELL IM 15 YEARS OLD AND IVE BEEN CHEWING SINCE I WAS 14
NOT THAT LONG
BUT WHAT MADE ME WANT TO CHEW WAS THE EMINEM SONG - MY FAULT
I WAS BUGGING A FRIEND OF MINE TO GRAB ME SOME SHROOMS FOR A WHILE
AND AT THIS POINT IVE CHEWED BEFORE
BUT IT DIDNT CHEW ALOT
I DIDNT KNOW ALOT OF DEALERS, I MEAN WHAT 15 YEAR OLD DOES
LIKE 1 - 2 GRAMS WAS MY MAX
I SMOKE ALOT OF WEED AND I HAVE NEVER TRIPPED OUT ON WEED LIKE I HAVE ON SHROOMS
SHROOMS R AMAZING
NE WAYS IM GOIN TO GET STARTED ON MY STORY

IT WAS FRIDAY DECEMBER 3RD, I REMEMBER THE DATE CAUSE ME AND MY FRIENDS DECLARED IT NATIONAL BAKE DAY !
WE ALL DECIDED TO GO TO THE MOVIES THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AND THATS WHAT WE DID
I GOT THE SHROOMS I WANTED AND THE SHROOMS THAT MY FRIENDS WANTED OF MY BUDDY
I HAD 7 GRAMS
THREE FOR ME AND 4 FOR THREE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS
I WAS ON MY WAY TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO GIVE HIM HIS SHROOMS AND I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AND HE WASNT HOME
SO I WENT TO THE CONVIENINCE STORE NEAR MY HOUSE TO BUY SOME DRINKS TO WASH DOWN THE NASTY TASTE
AND I SAT AT MY BUS STOP AND CHOMPED DOWN THREE GRAMS
AND WASHED THE TASTE DOWN
I REALIZED I HAD MISSED MY BUS SO I WENT TO GO CHILL AT THE PLAZA WITH A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS
ABOUT TEN MINUTES PASSED AND I HAD FORGOTTEN I HAD CHEWED
SO I WENT TO GO BUY SOME MORE DRINKS
I SAT DOWN AT MY BUS STOP WITH SOME FRIENDS I MET AT PLAZA
AND I STARTED CHEWING AGAIN
AND THEN IT HIT ME !
I HAD ALREADY CHEWED MY SHROOMS !!!!
WHAT AM I DOING ?
SO I LAUGH AT MYSELF AND SAY TO MYSELF (DONT WORRY ILL BE FINE)
BUT JUST INCASE I TOLD ME FRIENDS INCASE THEY START WONDERING WHY IM ACTING WERID
SO ANYWAYS I MEET UP WITH MY BRO WHO HAS ALSO CHEWED SHROOMS AND 3 OF HIS BUDDIES, AND IM WITH ONE OF MY BUDDIES WHO ALSO CHEWED
WERE ALL TRIPPIN OUT AND OUR BUS PULLS UP
EVERYONE AROUND ME HAS CHEWED ABOUT 1 OR 2 GRAMS
BUT ME !
IVE CHEWED 7
THE ONLY PERSON THAT KNOWS THIS IS MY ONE FRIEND
I TOLD HIM NOT TO MENTION ANYTHING TO MY BRO CAUSE HE WOULD SLAP ME AND HE WOULD WORRY ABOUT ME ALL NIGHT
I WANTED HIM TO HAVE FUN !
SO WERE ON OUR BUS AND I FEEL AS IF EVERYONE IS LOOKIN AT ME
I LOOK AROUND AND IN AMAZEMENT
EVERYONE HAS LIGHT BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES
I MYSLEF HAD BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES, BUT ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE BLACK HAIR AND THEIR HAIR WAS BLONDE
THE BUS DRIVER AND EVERYONE ON THE BUS TURNED AND LOOKED AT ME
AT THE SAME TIME THEY NODDED
I CLOSED MY EYES AND PUT MY HEAD DOWN
AND I HEARD NOISES
I LOOKED UP AND MY BROTHER WAS STANDING ON HIS HANDS UPSIDE DOWN
AND I SAID TO HIM
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ?"
AND HE REPLIES NOTHIN ARE YOU OK ?
AND I STARTED SWEATING AND BREATHING HEAVILY, I COULD FEEL MY HEART POUNDING THROUGH MY CHEST
AND ALL I THOUGHT TO MYSELF WAS
"WHATS HAPPENING TO ME ?"
MY SKIN FELT RUBBERY AND MY FACE FELT LIKE I COULD STRETCH IT.
I HAD NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE
AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING
ALL I KNEW IS THAT IN ABOUT 6 HOURS I WOULD HAVE TO BE HOME
AND I WANTED TO GO HOME NOW
I WAS AFRIAD
I PUT MY HEAD DOWN ONE MORE TIME
AND THE BUS DRIVER TURNED AROUND
AND FOR GOD'S SAKES !
IT WAS MY FATHER
HE LOOKED INTO MY EYES AND SAID YOUR NOT LOOKIN LIKE YOURSELF TODAY, R U STONED ?
AND I TUNRED AWAY
I LOOKED BACK AT THE BUS DRIVER AND HE WASNT LOOKIN AT WHERE HE WAS GOIN
THE LIGHTS ON THE BUS STARTED FLASHING, TURNIN ALL DIFFERENT COLOURS, RED, BLUE, YELLOW,
AND THE BUS DRIVER TURNED INTO A MONSTER
HIS FACE WAS A BIG GIANT MUSHROOM
AND HE ASKED ME "DO U FEEL LUCKY ?"
THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF AND THE BUS BECAME VERY BUMPY, I CLOSED MY EYES ONE MORE TIME AND WHEN I OPENED THEM MY BROTHER WAS STANDING THERE BACK TO NORMAL WITH BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES
EVERYONE HAD NORMAL HAIR COLOUR
AND I GOT OFF THE BUS
10 MINUTES HAD PAST, I DIDNT KNOW HOW I WAS GOIN TO GET THROUGH THE NEXT 6 AND A HALF HOURS
WE WENT TO THE COLISEUM AND I MET UP WITH SOME MORE FRIENDS
ALL THEIR REATCTIONS WERE THE SAME WHEN THEY SAW ME
THEY WERE IN AMAZEMENT, ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY FOUND OUT I HAD CHEWED 7 GRAMS
IT WAS DECEMBER AND IT WAS KINDA COLD
THEIR WAS ALITTLE BIT OF SNOW
AND THEY HAD THOSE SALT BOXES TO SALT THE GROUND WHEN IT WAS ICEY
I WENT AND SAT DOWN
AFTER A CIGGARETTE AND A NICE HLAF HOUR BREAK I WAS STILL PRETTY TRIPPY, I KNOW I WASNT NEARLY FINSIHED MY BUZZ
I KNEW THERE WAS STILL MORE TO COME
I WENT TO STARBUCKS TO GET A HOT CHOCOLATE AND I WAS DRINKING OUTSIDE
THEN A BLACK CORVETTE PULLED UP
THE MAN GOT OUT AND HE WAS ABOUT 30
I TOOK ONE LOOK AT HIM AND KNEW HE WAS AN UNDERCOVER COP
HE GOT OUT AND STARTED TALKING TO EVERYONE, EVERYONE THERE WAS STONED, ABOUT 25 KIDS ON SHROOMS AND ABOUT 10 KIDS DRUNK, AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS HIGH ON POT
THEN THE GUY STARTED ASKIN QUESTIONS
WHAT R YOUR NAMES ?
WHAT SKOOL DO U GUYS GO TO ?
AND PERSONAL QUESTIONS
HE ASKED IF THIS WAS THE USUAL HANGOUT FOR KIDS TO CHILL
AND WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS WE WERE ON
HE ASKED WHERE THEY ALL GO IT FROM
AND THEY POINTED AT ME AND SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS
WE KNEW WE WERE BUSTED, WE KNEW THE PARTY WAS OVER
THIS GUY MUST HAVE BEEN UNDERCOVER
THEN EVERYONE TOLD HIM I WAS ON 7 GRAMS OF SHROOMS
AND THE MAN STARTED WAVING AT ME !
(NOW THINK OF THIS SITUATION, WHAT NORMAL 30 YEAR OLD MAN PULLS UP IN A BLACK CORVETTE TALKIN TO CHILDREN ABOUT DRUGS)
THE MAN TELLS ME TO COME OVER TO WHERE HES STANDING
AND I SAY TO MY FRIENDS THIS GUY IS UNDERCOVER
I STARTED WALKING AND THE MAN YELLED
I STARTED RUNNING AND ABOUT 3 COP CRUSIERS ANB TWO SECURITY VANS PULL UP
I RUN ACROSS A PARKING LOT INTO FOUR LANES OF TRAFFIC WITH MY FRIENDS WHILE TRIPPIN OUT ON SHROOMS
DOWN A HILL AND INTO THE MALL PARKIN LOT
AND AROUND THE MALL
AT 11:OO I GET A TAP ON THE SHOULDER AND I WAKE UP
IM STILL AT THE MOVIES SITTING ON THE YELLOW CONTAINER FULLOF SALT
AND I HAVE A CIGGARETTE IN MY HAND
AND ALL MY FRIENDS R CIRCLED AROUND ME
I GO DELARIOUS AND START SWEATING
ITS FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE AND IM BOILING HOT
I TAKE OF MY JACKET AND AND MY SWEATER
IM WALKING AROUND IN A T SHIRT SMOKING AND EVERYONES LOOKIN AT ME
MY FRIENDS TELL ME THAT WE NEED TO LEAVE CAUSE IM BAITING OUT THE SCENE
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME THAT NIGHT WAS ALL MY IMAGINATION
NONE OF IT HAPPENED
I CHEWED MY SHROOMS GOT ON THE BUS BY MYSELF AND SAT ON THIS YELLOW CONTAINER
AND AT 11 O CLOCK MY FRIENDS FOUND ME
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO ME
AND I WAS SUPRISED SECURITY HADNT TRIED TO KICK ME OUT
BUT IT WAS TIME TO GO
BUT.........
MY ONE FRIEND HAD A FAT HEAD TO SMOKE
SO WE MADE OUR WAY OVER TO THE FOREST
WE SMOKED THAT AND I WAS ON MY WAY HOME
WE WALKED HOME AND IT USUALLY SHOUDL HAVE TAKEN 15 MINUTES
THIS WAS THE LONGEST WALK OF MY LIFE, NOT ONLY THAT THE MOST INTERSTING WALKS
I SAW NEW SPECIES OF ANIMALS
SNOW SQUIRRELS, THEY HAD LONG LEGS WITH BIG THICK TAILS
THEY HAD HORNS ON THEIR HEAD AND THE SPEAKED LATIN
FOR SOME REASON I UNDERSTOOD LATIN THAT NIGHT AND EVERY OTHER LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD INCLUDING MUMBLING
I COULD MAKE SENSE OF ANYTHING I WANTED TOO
I THOUGHT THINGS THAT WERENT HAPPENING WERE HAPPENING
ON MY WAY HOME IT STARTED SNOWING
BUT THIS SNOW WAS ORDINARY SNOW
THIS SNOW WAS GOLD
GOLD SNOW FLAKES WERE LANDING ON MY NOSE
AND I FELT AS IF I WAS A GOD
I WAS IN A STATE WHERE I NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE
I FELT AS IF I WAS IN HEAVEN
AND I REALIZED AT THIS POINT
HOW MUCH I LOVED SHROOMS
WHEN I FINALLY MADE IT HOME
I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR
I SAW MY REFLECTION
AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF
WHAT AM I ?
WHAT AM I DOING ?
I THOUGHT OF THIS CRAZY THEORY JUST STARRING INTO THE MIRROR

IT GOES LIKE THIS
THEORY : WHY WERE ADAM AND EVE VANISHED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN ?
BECAUSE THEY ATE THE APPLE FROM THE TREE
WHY ?
CAUSE GOD TOLD THEM NOT TOO, THEY HAVE HUMAN INSTINCTS TO TELL THE RIGHT FROM WRONG AND THEY MADE THE WRONG CHOICE AGAISNT GODS WISHES TO EAT THE APPLE
THE APPLE MADE THEM FEEL AS IF THEY WERE IN HEAVEN OR EVEN A PARADISE
AND THATS HOW SHROOMS MADE ME FEEL
I KNEW THEY WERE WRONG, AND I KNEW THEY WERE BAD FOR ME
MAYBE THATS WHY GOD SAYS DRUGS R WRONG
CAUSE IT GIVES US A TRUE FEELING OF WHAT HEAVEN WAS LIKE, AND GOD DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW THE FEELIN TILL YOUR DEAD)
WHEN I LOOKED INTO MY BIG BLACK EYES I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

AM I ALIVE ?
I THINK IM DEAD
I REALLY THINK IM DEAD
I WALKED PAST MY MOM, AND SHE DIDNT LOOK AT ME, I LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO MY DADS EYES AND HE LOOKED AT ME AS IF I DIDNT EXIST
I KNEW THE TRUE MEANING OF BEING SOMEWHERE BUT NOT REALLY BEING THERE
I WAS WONDERING TO MYSLEF ?
AM I IN HEAVEN
CAUSE THIS IS PARADISE
I WENT UP TO MY BEDROOM AND STARRED AT THE ROOF TILL I FELL ASLEEP
THE NEXT MORNING TO WOKE UP
NOT AWARE OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED YESTERDAY
BUT WITH PUKE ALL OVER ME AND I FELT AS IF I HAD BEEN ON A ROLLER COASTER ALL NIGHT
I DIDNT KNOW IF MY PARENTS KNEW I WAS STONED OR WHERE MY BROTHER WAS
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I HAD ONE OF THE CRAZIEST EXPERIENCES IN MY LIFE
7 GRAMS IS ALOT OF SHROOMS TO CHEW AT AGE 15
AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS
I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
I DONT KNOW IF ANY OF THAT HAPPENED
CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS MASHED
AND NOTHIN MADE SENSE TO ME
EXCEPT FOR MY THEORY
AND IM GOIN TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH MY THEORY
DRUGS R BAD, BUT DRUGS MAKE U LOOK AT LIFE THROUGH A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW
WHAT IF I AM DEAD ?
WHAT IF I AM IN HEAVEN ?
AND WHAT IF SHROOMS IS MY PARADISE ?

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