ben ben ben benji!

whazzup? i will gladly give you a bicycle pump on wednesday for a meatball sub today... i am under attack by mad spirits from the universe where carrot top is considered funny.. they won't leave until i surrender a sense to them... i have offered them my sense of outrage... they will get back to me on that... the drug czar is a man with a plan... i like plans, they make me think something is going to happen.. i enjoy bon-bons and refrigerator coolant and preparation h, preferrably in the same meal.. ben ben ben benji! ben ben ben benji! ben ben ben benji!