hi my name is shawn molson but to the group of people i follow around and try to hang around with(who dont like me very much)my name is crying duck fucker!
hi my name is shawn molson but to the group of people i follow around and try to hang around with(who dont like me very much)my name is crying duck fucker! i hate when they call me this i fucking hate it!
i did mushrooms with them once but they kept calling me crying duck fucker so i left but on my way home all i could hear in my mind is "shut the fuck up crying duck fucker" or "hey shawn do you fuck crying ducks or do you cry when you fuck ducks?" it drove me crazy so i scraemed I AM CRYING DUCK FUCKER!!! then i spoted a duck, i started to bawl and i fucked the shit out of it!(so guys i guess i cry when i fuck ducks) later i realized that it was not a duck i was fucking it was a beani baby filled with shards of broken glass!! i seriously fucked up my penis. now when ever someone says mushrooms are cool i say how so? mushrooms are for fags.
but when i was on mushrooms i realized that i do have fetish for ducks although i cant fuck a duck because my gentals dont function properly any more ducks do turn me on.