TRIPP TO THE RIVER

LAST SUMMER ME AND TWO FRIENDS WENT IN A COW FIELD.
WE PICKED A PAPER SACK FULL OF THESE MUSHROOMS OFF
THE TOP OF BIG PILES OF COW DUNG.THESE MUSHROOMS
WERE PURPLE ON TOP.THEY HAD A NIPLE ON TOP,ALSO
HALF WAY DOWN THE STALK THERE WAS A PURPLE RING.
WE WENT TO A LITTLE SHACK IN THE WOODS WHICH WE
CALLED THE SCORPION HUT. WHILE IN THE SCOPION HUT
WE BOILED DOWN YHE WHOLE PAPER SACK OF MUSHROOMS,
NOT YET KNOWING WHAT WE WERE GETTING INTO WE
BREWED THEM LIKE YOU WOULD A PICTURE OF TEA.
AFTER CONDENSEING ID SAY ABOUT A POUND OF THESE
MUSHROOMS INTO SIX LARGE CUPS OF SHROOM JUICE.
ALL THREE OF US DRANK TWO GLASS,S OF THIS NASTY
TASTEING SHROOM JUICE. IN LESS THAN 5.MINS. WE
ALL STARTED TRIPPING PRETTY DAMN BAD WE DESIDED
TO GO TO A SOUTH GA RIVER. MY GRANPARENTS WERE
GONE ON VACATION SO I TOOK THEM TO THERE HOUSE
ON THE RIVER .THIS RIVER HAS SIPRUS TREES ALL
ALONG IT. IT ALSO HAS GREEN HILLS OF GRASS LEADING
DOWN TO IT.WHEN WE GOT THERE I STEPED OUT THE TRUCK
MY STOMACH HURT FOR A LITTLE WHILE I TOUGHT I WAS
OD,ING.SOON I FELT MUCH BETTER. WE ALL WENT ARE SEPERATE
WAYS TRIPPING ARE ASSES OFF I WENT AND SAT IN THE TIED
UP BOAT,I REMEMBER THE WATER LOOKING SO CRAZY AS IT
FLOWED THE HILLS OF GRASS SEEMED TO FLOW INTO THE
WATER.THE SYPRUS TREES WERE THE MOST CRAZY OUT OF
THE INTIRE TRIPP THEY WERE STICKING UP OUT OF WATER
AND SEEMED TO TOUCH THE SKY. THE CLOULDS LOOKED AS IF
THEY WERE MOVEING HUNDREDS OF MILES PER HOUR.I LOOKED
ACROSS THE RIVER THE TREES WERE IN SECTIONS LIKE 3D.
I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE I COULDENT UNDERSTAND
WERE. I SUDDENDLY UNDERSTOOD LIFE EVERY THING I HAD
QESTIONED ABOUT LIFE I KNEW.IT WAS QUEIT SCARY AND VERY
UNEXPLAINABLE.MEANING I TRIED TO TELL MY FRIENDS AND I
COULDENT EXPLIAN IT.ALL THEY COULD SAY IS THAT TTHEY
KNEW AND ALSO COULDENT EXPLIAN IT. BECAUSE OF MY TRIPP
MY LIFE HAS CHANGED SINCE THAT DAY.I CAN TRUELY SAY
SROOMS ARE ALIFE CHANGEING EXSPERIENCE'! FOR THREE DAYS
AFTER WE ALL HAD WHAT WE KNOW CALL MASSIVE SHROOM
SHITS. KINDA GROSS BUT FUNNY.OTHER THAN THE TOILET
EXPERIENCE IT
WAS GREAT! THIS IS TOTALLY A TRUE STORY.
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