Triporama!

I sitting on my bed when this alien poster I have started talking to me. It said to watch out for an attack! They also picked me as their leader and I was greatful but all my freinds are here so I said no. After an argument about my freinds and good earth sex he left. Then I fell asleep and when I woke up i rolled a joint and ran to my computer and I am now talking to you. Oh yea and I have these flowers on my seeling that are all drippy like with blood or something and those were all weird or something.