STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY !

one day me and my friend had 2oz of shrooms and we ate them all like they were candy. AND then THE trippin STARTED. i was seing dead cats on my ceiling while my friend seen naked men chasing him so he ran home. he called me later and was like are they gone but i wasn't listening cause while i was holding the phone it turned into a penis. i dropped it and stomped on it like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002 times. he came back and we smoked some dro but while i was watching my friend hit it it turned into a nother penis and i kept saying stay out of our country STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! then i passed out only to wake up finding my frien peing on me.