road trip

the first time i ever "tripped" on mushrooms(i had eaten them and got nothing before)was some thing i will never forget

i had my friend pick me up some shrooms from out of town
i bought them with money i stole from some girl(sucker)we went halves on a quarter he ate his there and brought me back a phat 1/8
i had to work til 8 this particular day and when i got done i bought a pop told my ma id be home late and ate my shrooms
i was driving around with my friend jeff and his girlfriend me and jeff split the 1/8 and she was sober
in about twenty minutes jeff said he had to puke pauline(jeffs girl) pulled over...the trip hit
led zeppelins kashmir was playing and i started to to stare at a stop sign we had pulled over near
it wavered a little bit and i told myself not to look at jeff puking. we continued to drive and before long jeff had to puke again. we pulled into the back of a kwik trip, jeff puked and pauline went to get smokes
Again i told myself not to look at him and so i lokked at the floor of the car. i saw a faint image of a face gritting its teeth on the floor. i didnt want to look at that either so i looked out my backseat window. i followed the parking lot with my eyes from the store to the car. when my vision was right near the car the car slowly began sinking
i burst out laughing and tried to tell jeff the car was sinking through the laughter he busted out laughing also
i looked towards the store and saw the girl i stole the money from i started laughing even harder as i ducked down
suddenly pauline was in the car asking if i was tripping yet"um...yeah..." was all i could reply with.
we left the kwik trip and thats when i started seeing that stop sign i mentioned earlier everywhere. i began talking constantly about topics i really dont remember.
at one point i felt as if i was a book being red and at the end of each chapter i would say"theres that damn stopsign again"
we were still driving around enjoying the scenery when pauline began talking about getting some weed. i had no interest in smoking weed at the time cause i was fukked up.
jeff didnt wanna smoke none either but i was felt excited that pauline could get high since she had to chauffer us and i would occasionally asked her as we drove from house to house payphone to payphone to try and find green how the search was going.we drove to a different gas station to get gas and it was right next to a casino. pauline left me and jeff alone in the car while she got gas. we looked at eachother and began laughing uncontrollably i looked outside the car and saw tons of people i know
pauline got back and said she was going to the casino to spend 3 quarters she had. me jeff gave her a brutal rebuttal saying we were tripping to hard to sit in the car while she went in there.
we gave up on the weed temporarily and went out to where a party was going to be. as we drove out there i saw like psychedelic graffiti on walls and buildings along the road
we got to the party and there was a gate to open. i had made the mistake of saying i had to pee earlier so pauline said"go piss and open the gate"
i began to pee and watched my piss. it looked like blood and it ran down in a pattern type thing. i walked over to the gate and gave it a look see...it was a log....but it was spinning like the things that rotate chicken. smoke was coming out of it. i gave a sheepish look to the car and they motioned for me to open the gate. i did so and they drove through. i dropped the gate on the ground and immediately my legs began to hurt tremendously. i jumped in the car and said"im never going out there again"
we drove up the path to where the party was then another car came from the other way. we reversed and let them out of the one lane path and then saw we knew them.
i suddenly felt like i didnt want to be there talking to them. they asked me a few questions and i gave them quick emotionless answers. they told us there was no party so we left. we started to leave and the gate was in our way cause i dropped it. again they made me get out and move it. this time i swear it was 60 below zero outside and the gate weighed a ton. finally we got out of there.
we drove around some more and decided to go to a pool hall to try and find weed again. we went around the corner to turn into the place and half way through the u-turn like corner i heard sounds that sounded like when you slow down a record the car and jeff and pauline "slowed down" as well until time literally stopped. i have no idea how long it felt this way but i couldnt move and the car was full of tons of motionless people. time then speeded up again "whoah!ive never been so scared in my life"i said as soon as i could move again. jeff and pauline started asking what? what happened but i didnt tell them til later
i told myself i was never doing shrooms again but thats also when i started coming down
coming down was just like a totally relaxed feeling with tracers and some slight visuals throughout as we continued to drive aimlessly. i thought about my trip and decided i would definately do it again. later i rolled around a parking lot on my skateboard and at the time i thought it was the funnest thing id ever done.
kinda long but hope you like it
oh yeah we never did find no weed