I AM GOD!!!!!!!

Alright, first off, I would like to say that shrooms are great, preferably my favorite kind of drug. Okay, now lets get back to the subject. Well, one day I decided to take some dried shrooms. Within about 35 minutes, I started feeling very happy, very jittery, and I just couldn't stop smiling. 20 minutes after that, everything in this world seemed to contain meaning, bascially, everything made sense. I had answers to so many secret questions of life, which i have now forgotten. Later, objects started speaking to me. Electrical outlets seemed to become my best friends, and i almost fell in love with my T.V. Then, I felt all these thoughts rushing heavily to my head, and suddenly, I felt as if I was higher than everybody. The world was under my control, I WAS GOD!!!!! I FLEW to my room and started giving advice to MICHAEL JORDAN, yes, MICHAEL JORDAN, who was having a drink in my room. Everytime I closed my eyes, i saw the world resting in my hands. Time had absolutely no meaning. This peak lasted for about an hour or two and then the toxication started wearing off. Man, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE!!!! Shrooms are absolutely the best!!