Home Alone

Im on probation, and one of the conditions is that i am home by 10:00pm everynight unless i have a note signed by my parents that proves they are aware of me being out and bout. I did not have a note this friday night so i was forced to leave me friends party and go home with my thirteen grams of shrooms i had baught earlier that day. When i got home a little past 10:30, my parents were asleep and i wasn't tired, so i decided to pop some shrooms, the only problem was that i just kept eating them untill they were all gone. By the time i through the empty bag away and took a leak, i was already feeling them, hundres of thoughts that made no sense started creaping into my mind (keep in mind this was only the third or fourth time i had done shrooms, previously only 2-3 grams) so about an hour and a half after eating all my shrooms i was begining to experience things i had never seen before, first little things like my room changing colours, my dog's ears turning into sissors and my T.V. calling me fat, you know the usual. I felt amazing, all i could think about was how amazing everything felt and looked and even smelt. It was at 4:00am saturday morning that i realised i haden't slept yet, and still feeling the shrooms i didn't plan on it, i spent the night bouncing on my trampoline and shooting small animals with my paintball gun imagening i was in world war 2 on a secret mission (i live in the middle of nowhere, woods all around). i spent about 3 hours running though the dark woods shooting anything that moved. After this i was more exhausted then i had probably ever been in my intire life, so i smoked a joint. After huffin a jiz faster then i have ever done i realised that.. my high haden't changed, so i rolled another joint and smoked that, this time hotboxing my bathroom. When i opend my bathroom door i was in another world. 8:00am in the morning and no sleep i walked out of the bathroom into a magical pixie land where everything was brighter, louder and more exiting. i passed out at 8:02am and woke up lying on a half empty bowl of froot loops i don't remember eating. BEST NIGHT EVER