gnomes+beasts

I was at work (gas station/convenience store) and it was almost closing time, and i was very exsited about the goodies i had for the evening. some nice shrooms, pure caps! when i finished work, i went to my boyfriends house, and we ate our delightfully treats! a little while longer, 15-20 minutes, i was happier than a fat, smelly pig in sh*t. the heavy feeling of my body, and giggles, yup, i was gettin' into the shroom groove. Then we went down to out buddy Paul's house. His wallpaper was way more exsiting that night. and he had mirrors on his walls that i just wanted to dive into, but when i tried, it didn't go over so well. no one else understood, i tried to explain that i just wanted to get in there, but anyway.

After a while, my boyfriend, Victor, and myself desided to go on a walk, to search for a gnome (i had already collected 5 before this night, it's a fedish) so we started walking, and i went on about prespective, as Victor tried to pick out which star he liked the best out of all the stars in the sky.
then! i saw this gnome on a swing! a yellow nasty little gnome! it was the ugliest god damn F*cking gnome i had ever seen in my whole life!! the gnome sat on his little swing so contently, and then, his eye brows lifted to form him an agry little gnome face! and his teeth were shown, they were pionted and moving, up and down, up and down. so, i was too scared to grab it, i made victor do it.

When we got back to pauls, i grabbed me some sand paper, and i sanded that gnomes face, and his pointed devil toes!!!! HAHAHAHA! we named him pat.

the whole night, i talked about how i HATED the gnome, and i frightened everyone horribly.

what a night