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BUSTED!..ALMOST
IT WAS OVER CHRITSMAS VACATION LAST YEAR.
IT WAS OVER CHRITSMAS VACATION LAST YEAR. ME AND A FRIEND WERE HOME FROM COLLEGE. WE GOT SOME SHROOMS AND DECIDED TO EAT THEM EVEN THOUGH WE HAD NOWHERE TO HANG OUT AND ENJOY THEM. THAT IS A TERRIBLE FEELING. IT CAN RUIN IT. IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE, BUT WE DECIDED TO DRIVE A FEW TOWNS AND CHILL IN THE PARK. IT WAS ALREADY DARK OUTSIDE AND ON THE WAY, I WAS STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS. WHEN WE GOT THERE, WE WALKED ACROSS THE STREET TO SOME HIGH SCHOOL. WE FOUND A LADDER CONNECTED TO THE ROOF, SO WE CLIMBED IT TO BLOW SOME TREEZ ON TOP.
AFTER SMOKING ABOUT AN EIGHTH, I WASN'T READY TO LEAVE YET, SO WE STAYED AND TALKED ABOUT SHIT AND WATCHED THE STARS. WHEN WE DID LEAVE ,I DECIDED TO DRIVE, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I MADE IT INTO ATLANTIC CITY ABOUT 5 MILES FROM THE CASINO WE WERE GOING TO, WHEN IT HAPPENED. I SAW A COP BEHIND ME BUT I COUDN'T TELL IF HE WANTED ME TO PULL OVER, THEN I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE A SPOT TO PULL OVER AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO RUN FROM HIM. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS SHITTING.
FINALLY, I PULLED OVER AND HE WALKED UP TO THE CAR. MY LISCENSE WAS SUSPENDED, IT WAS MY COUSINS CAR, THE INSURANCE WAS FAKE, AND THERE WAS AN OUNCE OF WEED IN THE GAS CAP. WHEN HE WALKED BACK TO RUN MY LISCENSE, ME AND MY FRIEND STARTED TO TALK. I WATCHED THE COP THROUGH MY REARVIEW MIRROR, AND I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL IF THEWRE WAS SOMEONE WITH HIM, IF HE WAS TALKING ON THE RADIO, OR WHAT. THEN I REALIZED, I WAS ONLY 2 1/2 HOURS INTO MY LITTLE EPISODE.
HE SHINED THE FLSHLIGHT IN MY EYES AND ASKED ME IF I HAD DONE ANYTHING. I SAID NO, OF COURSE. HE WAS OLD, SO THAT WAS TO OUR ADVANTAGE. HE TOLD ME TO SWITCH SEATS WITH MY FRIEND SO HE COULD DRIVE. I GOT OUT OF THE CAR, AND HAD LITTLE SENSE OF BALANCE, I ALMOST FEEL ON MY FACE BUT I PLAYED IT OFF GOOD, I THINK. BUT IT GETS BETTER. WE DECIDED NOT TO GO TO THE CASINO. INSTEAD, WE WENT TO THE CAR WASH TO GET ALL THE SAND OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF IT FROM BEING ON THE BEACH THAT MORNING. WE SAT AT THE CARWASH AFTER CLEANING IT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO NEXT. THEN, I GET YANKED OUT OF THE JEEP BY A PLEASANTVILLE OFFICER THIS TIME. THEY THOUGHT WE WERE BUYING CRACK! THAT CARWASH WAS HOTTER THAN LAVA. WE WERE TWO WHITE BOYS WITH NO BUSINESS THERE, UNLESS WE WERE BUYING CRACK. I GOT THROWN INTO THE POLICE CAR, THEY FOUND OUR WEED, WITH THE DOGS. I WAS FLIPPIN' PISSIN AND SHITTIN MY PANTS CAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE THESE FUCKERS WERE DOING THIS TO US. LUCKILY, THEY TOLD US TO BEAT IT CAUSE THEY HAD BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS TERRIBLE, THEN I HAD TO GO HOME AND WAIT FOR THOSE FUCKING THINGS TO WEAR OFF.
AFTER SMOKING ABOUT AN EIGHTH, I WASN'T READY TO LEAVE YET, SO WE STAYED AND TALKED ABOUT SHIT AND WATCHED THE STARS. WHEN WE DID LEAVE ,I DECIDED TO DRIVE, I DON'T KNOW WHY. I MADE IT INTO ATLANTIC CITY ABOUT 5 MILES FROM THE CASINO WE WERE GOING TO, WHEN IT HAPPENED. I SAW A COP BEHIND ME BUT I COUDN'T TELL IF HE WANTED ME TO PULL OVER, THEN I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE A SPOT TO PULL OVER AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO RUN FROM HIM. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS SHITTING.
FINALLY, I PULLED OVER AND HE WALKED UP TO THE CAR. MY LISCENSE WAS SUSPENDED, IT WAS MY COUSINS CAR, THE INSURANCE WAS FAKE, AND THERE WAS AN OUNCE OF WEED IN THE GAS CAP. WHEN HE WALKED BACK TO RUN MY LISCENSE, ME AND MY FRIEND STARTED TO TALK. I WATCHED THE COP THROUGH MY REARVIEW MIRROR, AND I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE I COULDN'T TELL IF THEWRE WAS SOMEONE WITH HIM, IF HE WAS TALKING ON THE RADIO, OR WHAT. THEN I REALIZED, I WAS ONLY 2 1/2 HOURS INTO MY LITTLE EPISODE.
HE SHINED THE FLSHLIGHT IN MY EYES AND ASKED ME IF I HAD DONE ANYTHING. I SAID NO, OF COURSE. HE WAS OLD, SO THAT WAS TO OUR ADVANTAGE. HE TOLD ME TO SWITCH SEATS WITH MY FRIEND SO HE COULD DRIVE. I GOT OUT OF THE CAR, AND HAD LITTLE SENSE OF BALANCE, I ALMOST FEEL ON MY FACE BUT I PLAYED IT OFF GOOD, I THINK. BUT IT GETS BETTER. WE DECIDED NOT TO GO TO THE CASINO. INSTEAD, WE WENT TO THE CAR WASH TO GET ALL THE SAND OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF IT FROM BEING ON THE BEACH THAT MORNING. WE SAT AT THE CARWASH AFTER CLEANING IT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO NEXT. THEN, I GET YANKED OUT OF THE JEEP BY A PLEASANTVILLE OFFICER THIS TIME. THEY THOUGHT WE WERE BUYING CRACK! THAT CARWASH WAS HOTTER THAN LAVA. WE WERE TWO WHITE BOYS WITH NO BUSINESS THERE, UNLESS WE WERE BUYING CRACK. I GOT THROWN INTO THE POLICE CAR, THEY FOUND OUR WEED, WITH THE DOGS. I WAS FLIPPIN' PISSIN AND SHITTIN MY PANTS CAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE THESE FUCKERS WERE DOING THIS TO US. LUCKILY, THEY TOLD US TO BEAT IT CAUSE THEY HAD BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS TERRIBLE, THEN I HAD TO GO HOME AND WAIT FOR THOSE FUCKING THINGS TO WEAR OFF.
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