Beach Fungus FUN

PRE TRIP BORING SHIT: I go to visit my girlfriend in the Rio Grande Valley of Texas, near the Mexican border. A fuckin' Awesome place. A real chilled out atmosphere... perfect for shroomin'. The shrooms arrive in their own special way and after cleanin the house we're off to the beach! Im not sure the quantity of shrooms i took but i do remember how. There was about hmm 5-6 grams of dried shroomage staring at us. I crush the little happy fungus to crumbs as to make sure we share equally and we pinch off taking turns eating. That day i had wanted to make my girlfriend's first mushy trip bad ass. I have no problem with the taste i dont see the need for people to have to "disguise" the taste, it has its own shroomy taste and smell that has always appealed to me.
TRIPPIN BEGINZ: were driving to south padre island equipped with water, cap guns, yoshi's island in the gameboy advance, some blankets (was cold wintery day), and i cant remember, but it doesnt fuckin matter. My girl was playing the gameboy and she starts to laugh... i know whats up. She cant stop laughing and comments on how she hates to get stoned cause it makes her laugh too much, but i could tell shes starting to enjoy it. TRIP TIP: dont drive on shrooms wihtout music! god it gets fuckin old to not have music, our fuckin minds were going creative and we have no music, no outlet, no beach, just road and car. we still had about a half hour left in the drive and everything is nice and shroomy. i dont really feel like typing anymore, hey oh well...