Swash Your Bangey

This is about my 15th time shrooming over the past 3 years,

and this is the hardest i have ever tripped. Im currently

in college, and last tuesday my roomate decided it was time

to shroom before class. Me being the dumbass i am and not

realizing what i was getting into, i did it. I dont know

how much i had because i was not home when my roomate threw

them into a blender for some shrooms shakes. After i had

finished my shake i had about an hour til classes started.

I felt the effects within the half hour. I remeber going

into my class, and seeing my prof. and having this urge to

yell at him, but i refrained. When i was sitting during

his lecture, he suddenly morphed into a small deer and

began yelling "Im gonna Swash Your Bangey!" I was so

terrified becasue i didnt know what that meant so "changed

my thoughts." The next part i Remember was deciding to sit in my place until my classes began again that afternoon. It turns out my mom had called during the trip, and when she asked how i was i said "Ma, im gonna get my Bangey Swashed" and i hung up on her. She knew something was up. Heres a tip:
Dont do this crap when u have crap to do.