When the chess board floor exploded!

Ive been doing shrooms a couple of years and so far I had only tried Mexicans and columbians, but a few weeks ago I tried Amazonians purchaced fresh from the local shroom shop. After this experience I still prefer columbians but this one makes for interesting reading. Me and my friend brought 120grams of Amazonians and Mexicans. Which we cooked and ate. After a few florecent minuets in Mcdonalds I went to the toilet. My legs felt like stilts so I sat down. As I gazed at the floor Its lines rose up in incredible clarity and shone bright yellow! Wow!