some crazy dupid!!!!!@#$% wow the colors

I was watchin my fingers dance like reeds in the wind when I realized that my barney tape was through playing on the t.v. I suggested that it come on imediataly with a pornographic content subdued with a wicker horn of plenty. As the porn came on I was expecting to see doing it but it was just japanese police yodeling "Reekolahhhh" naked on top of a mountain. Then a goat butted them off the mountain, jumped through the t.v. and exclamed "hey fool! you gone eat yo conebread?" By this time I was extremely paranoid! Not to mention very very lonely. I decided to act upon my feeling of lonliness by inviting the goat to grab a seat on my couch and share a six-pack of "cold ones". The goat politely declined but said "i would be glad to take those cans off of your hands when you are finished". Then the goat took my cans and jumped back through the t.v. to enjoy the aluminumness of my coors. When the goat left I again felt lonely so I decided to lye down and collect myself. Then I woke up.