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This story took place during my Senior Year of High School. I had spent all week long waiting for Friday to get here because it was the day of my bud's party. He always throws good parties and it's always a good time because alot of his friends from downstate. When Friday finally came around, one of my buddies from college came back with about 2oz of dried shrooms. I took a large dose from the bag(3/4 to 1 oz) about 1 hour before the party was about to start. We arrived at my bud's house and I could start to feel some major effects from the shrooms, so I decided to just sit in a corner and enjoy the atmosphere. I sat there for about a good 10 mins. when my buddy Josh brought a girl over. He introduced me to her, I had never seen her before because she lived in another part of the state. Josh took off to leave us alone and we started to chat. I was having a totally normal conversation until she looked at me and said "are you into kinky exhibition sex?" Before I had the chance to respond she dropped to her knees and started to give me head. At first I was really freaked out and wondered if anyone was going to notice, then I just sat back and started to enjoy it. I was having a good time then all of a sudden Josh was there and he was shaking me. I looked back down and saw that my penis was in my pants and the girl that I was talking to had moved over to another part of the room. He told me that I had talked to her for a few seconds and then just completely spaced out. This was WAY too much for me to handle so I grabbed my trip-buddy and we headed down town. On the way down there, I ran into about 3 of my other friends who were tripping ob about 3 hits of blotter. We all then continued on down the street. About a block later I was passing by the parking meters when all of a sudden one of them was a head....a human head mounted on the end of a steel pole where the meter should of been. I stopped in my tracks and began to stare intensly at it. All of the other people stopped to see what I was looking at. I aked is anyone else saw it too and they all said yes. I finally got up enough courage to reach out and grab it and it came off in my hand. After all of us screaming for 30 seconds I realized it was just a cosmotology head(barber dummy) for practicing hair cuts. It was basically like a mask so I quckly donned it and chased my buddies through the park with it on. After we had all caught up again we headed off home. On the way there it started to rain lightly. I noticed a leaf hit my arm and stick. THen the leaf turned into a leech and multiplied until both my arms were covered in them. This was strange I thought to my self. My friends knew I was not in the condidtion to go home so they took me to their apartment and let me chill on the couch. I had a nice long conversation with the couch on the subject of 42(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and then sat up. I then noticed that my friend had a Trainspotting poster hung up. I asked the dude who was sitting there with me to read it out loud so that everyone could understand what it really meant. He had an Arabic accent so it sounded completly strange....and about halfway through everyone there realized that it contained one thing....the secret to life. This was way to much for me to handle so I grabbed a spot in the corner and talked to the wall until it told me to go to sleep.



----so I did.-----



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