Poop before you trip

This happened over the summer but reading some of these reportss made me laugh all over again. My roommate and I ate about 3.5 grams of dried cubies each. Went out for a
walk to let them kick in and came back to smoke a bong. Well wouldn't you know it, 45 minutes later I have to take a dump. I was pretty fucked up by now and thought this ought to be an experience. I remember sitting on the pot and the hole damn bathroom was swaying like a ship during a storm. Then I finished and it was time to wipe. So I wiped and wounldn't you know it had to be one of those messy kraps. So I wiped I few more times, each time taking a little peap at the toilet paper to see if I was done. I must have wiped 7 or 8 times and I still wasn't clean. So I grabbed a big wad and wiped and wiped. A little peak, still not clean. I figured I needed a new plan. I flushed the toilet, praying it wouldn't clog, it didn't. I decided to take off all my clothes and hop in the tub. I filled the tub up with water and hopped in thinking I could clean my butt with water. Next thing I know, my roommate bursts in and demands to know what I am doing. Was I aware that I had been in the bathroom for over a half an hour now. It all seemed really funny all of the sudden. I demanded he get out. I drained the tub, dryed off and went to put new clothes on. I swear my butt still didn't feel clean so I looked for an old pair of
underwear and old shorts. The moral of this story and my trip tip to all who read this 'Poop Before you Trip!!!!.