This happened over the summer but reading some of these reportss made me laugh all over again.
This happened over the summer but reading some of these reportss made me laugh all over again. My roommate and I ate about 3.5 grams of dried cubies each. Went out for a
walk to let them kick in and came back to smoke a bong. Well wouldn't you know it, 45 minutes later I have to take a dump. I was pretty fucked up by now and thought this ought to be an experience. I remember sitting on the pot and the hole damn bathroom was swaying like a ship during a storm. Then I finished and it was time to wipe. So I wiped and wounldn't you know it had to be one of those messy kraps. So I wiped I few more times, each time taking a little peap at the toilet paper to see if I was done. I must have wiped 7 or 8 times and I still wasn't clean. So I grabbed a big wad and wiped and wiped. A little peak, still not clean. I figured I needed a new plan. I flushed the toilet, praying it wouldn't clog, it didn't. I decided to take off all my clothes and hop in the tub. I filled the tub up with water and hopped in thinking I could clean my butt with water. Next thing I know, my roommate bursts in and demands to know what I am doing. Was I aware that I had been in the bathroom for over a half an hour now. It all seemed really funny all of the sudden. I demanded he get out. I drained the tub, dryed off and went to put new clothes on. I swear my butt still didn't feel clean so I looked for an old pair of
underwear and old shorts. The moral of this story and my trip tip to all who read this 'Poop Before you Trip!!!!.