Its not paranoia if they are really after you (Cops)

In writing this I hope to help others avoid getting into one of the worst trip settings ever - cops walking around your apartment asking questions and searching shit. So anyway, I got an 1/2 oz of the little guys and a little under and oz of bud in the fridge, joints a plenty, half the mush sack gone already. Well some of you might get a little paranoid if someone knocks on your door while tripping (especially while smoking bud). Unfortunately for me I was expecting someone and didnt think anything of it. My dumb ass opened the door to the face of a pig. Well they dont exactly need a warrent when it reeks of bud so they just walk right on in and start asking questions. Well, I didnt exactly make the right decisions as I was tripping pretty hard. Basically what happens is they tell you if you just give them your shit they'll go easy on you. If it reeks of bud and you have bud, youre pretty much just fucked. Give it to them. I didnt give them the shrooms, even though they found them of course. I got lucky. Real lucky. They gave me two tickets (paraphernalia, bud under oz.) and left. Maybe the shrooms just ended up in their stomachs?? If you ever get cops in your house try to maintain a level head and give them what they want, especially if they know you have shit (and if they are in your house they most likely do) they hate getting the dogs.
PS - KEEP YOUR WINDOWS SHUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD