15 inches of Bridgesii prepared into jello shots followed by 5 grams of Ice Berg mushroom soup

I took the cactus and blended it and added the juice if 2 lemons and 2 limes which turned the cactus pulp to a thick, slug mucous, slime. Then covered it with twice as much water and 2 packs of cherry jello and began boiling. I reduced the mixture by a 2 third measure and poured it into plastic cups and placed them into the refrigerator. After they were mostly congealed, I took 8 shots. I then waited 2 and a half hours and prepared 5 dried grams of Ice Berg mushrooms that I bought from a California dispensary, by grinding them with a coffee grinder and mixing that powder with a beef bullion cube in hot water and shot it down. Before this, I had only ingested one bottle of Mango Machine Naked Juice and one Monster Rehab Berry Tea and jone MG of suboxone, while forgoing my dose of wellbutrin. My wife took 8 MG of suboxone and was drinking beer, which I have noticed creates in her ,as well as other friends of mine, a sense of delirium. I sat outside watching the hurricane Melissa roll into the Mississippi delta and the background of native trees on the horizon becoming  geometric fractals. Once this delerium state affected my wife, she demanded that we go buy ice cream. Unable to dissuade her and already losing my grip on reality, I had no choice but join her. At first, I insisted on driving, having 30 years of experience of driving with hallucinating on high doses of mushrooms and knowing that unlike while drinking, I experience all senses heightened and my reflexes quickened. However, when a high dose of mescaline is added, uhhhh... No. The road soon became a fractal pattern of sacred geometry, which persisted until we reached the store. Once outside the rain spattered car and in the presence of sane individuals, I was able to regain a bit of "self" for a moment. What happens after begins becoming difficult to put into text, but and only now do I realize that what actually happened was my sense of "self" completely dissolved, and my consciousness merged with my wife's and I experieher delirium first hand. Then once we returned home, I offered ice cream to my father, who has suffered a stroke and I experienced his consciousness first hand as well. My wife then pulled me into bed and in a state of delirium toyed with my psyche until she passed out. At that point, I snapped back into reality. However shortly before I came to, I experienced the past, present and future simultaneously as a being of combined consciousness with my delirious wife. I experienced her worst nightmares,  and her delirium first hand. It was lucid dreaming and schizophrenia combined. I was very much relieved to become me again, even if a still very much halucinating me and also amazed that the while I experienced what seemed like centuries of existence as a cosmic wave of nostalgia, it had only been 2 and a half hours.  Several realizations came of this. I now have a first hand understanding of lucid dreaming、schizophrenia and the mind after suffering stroke, but how true the beliefs that consciousness is what the brain interprets out of the signals it receives from the olfactory organs. How it is said that old psychiatrists can diagnose schizophrenia by sniffing the patient. Our memories are not stored in our heads, but rather our minds are less like hard drives and more like antennae that can tune into the past. The most profound example I had of this, mind outside the head, phenomenon is my cat. We perceive the cat to be a fuzzy creature that purrs. Well if we experienced a creature that was made of electrons, that is exactly what we would feel, a fuzzy creature that purrs when we put our ear near to it. I now have no doubt that what consciousness is, is our minds best guess at what our senses tell it, and when we take psychedelics, our olfactory center is turned to 11. I was very much looking forward to this day. My little boy doesn't have any living grandmothers and we never get a night alone to ourselves to this extent and I was waiting until tonight to heroically dose myself with psilocybin and mescaline. Now... I'm just glad to once again inhabit a body. Ummm. Yeah I do not recommend this to anyone. I am a seasoned psychonaut who put years of research into this before acting it out for realsies but I almost became schizophrenic permanently. 

Jesus H. Chrimeny! I've done it this time.