I had eaten about 2 grams of mushrooms and this is what happened:
I was walking around outside when I decided my clothes were to heavy. I took them off and started a fire. I burned my t-shirt and jeans. I started leaping around watching these little rainbows pop out of da ground. Then I saw my parents come up the driveway so I lept into the bush giggling. I heard this noise and turned around. I saw this little gremlin nibbling my ass. Then another one came and another one. I started screaming. I rolled out of the bush and started rolling back and forth back and forth. I don't remember anymore but I will submit another story if I remember the rest.