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Odd trip
Well, I only took mushrooms twice
but I have had some pretty enlightening experiences with LSD (I think both
substances are pretty similar). My last
trip was with a friend who had never taken any psychedelics besides pot, he
always wanted to try but didn’t have the opportunity. So once we got some
shrooms (about 8g), we planned to take on the weekend. It was a Saturday when
we decided to take right after lunch. We chewed the whole thing, the taste wasn’t
as bad as I thought but still it was hard to chew well. This was at the house
where we use to live (he was my housemate), so I suggested we go to a park or
something like that to just chill out, however this was taking place in upstate
New York and it was freezing outside, so the common sense brought us to the
mall. Bad fucking idea. First because we had to drive there and this was about 20
minutes from where we lived. Ok, this guy had never done psychedelics, so he
thought it would be a little stronger than pot. He is the driver so we go to
the mall, and right in the middle of the way both of us start to feel the magic
coming.
Before we arrived there we were cracking up
for no apparent reason, still no visuals involved though, and it was a drama to
park the car because there was no parking in the street, so we had to go to a
private parking facility. We get to the mall and start walking around the place
to see what was going on. As soon as we got there I realized how much I despise
malls, the whole environment, and how alienated are the majority of the people
who go there. We started to freak out cz everything was so bright and vivid but
we didn’t want to call attention so we had to keep our composure. I was more
relaxed because I already knew what the deal was, so I was laughing my ass off
watching this kid’s reaction over little shit like a car sale in the middle of
the mall or a little fountain with an angel spitting water in the air. He was
getting annoyed because I didn’t give a fuck about what other people would
think so he began to walk faster than me. That’s when the visuals come to
place. Oh my god. Every person I walked by had a distorted face like freaking
demons, their eyes were black and they looked really freaky. There were big
horse sculptures in the middle of the place, which all of a sudden gained life
and started to run around like crazy, I was frozen watching all this happening,
all the patterns around me, little kids running around for some reason amazed
me. My friend called me with an angry voice because I was just standing there
and letting be, he couldn’t stay in one place so we decided to go to a store.
Bad idea. We both like sports so Sports Authority sounded pretty fun. You can
literally spend an entire day playing with every item of that god damn store.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing, no matter what I told him he would laugh for
5 minutes straight, which made me laugh even harder. When you can’t stop laughing in any given
place, it is obvious that you gonna call attention so we left by the emergency
door (no clue why). We go downstairs in an escalator, I thought everything was
so fake when we were going down because we didn’t move and all floors had the
same architecture, yea it was a strange feeling. So we ended up in front of
ToysRus, I wanted to go in but my friend thought that was absolute hysterical and
sat down on the floor to laugh for about 8 minutes. We decided we had to leave
that place because the people were freaking us out. This friend of mine revealed
himself as an egocentric childish, he was too worried about what others would
think about what we were wearing (?) I don’t know why, he freaked out because we’re
inappropriate dressed for that occasion of being in a fucking mall.
So we
bounced, now try to imagine a first time psychedelic taker driving for about 20
minutes. He said he couldn’t look down while he was driving cz he would feel he
was falling into the infinite. He also said that he felt inside of a video game
and all cars looked like racing cars. I was smiling watching all trees passing
by me, but sometimes I would feel depressed to live in this robotic system
where everybody does the same stuff and have a pre-determined routine. I would
look at him and he would automatically start laughing, which became kind of
dangerous with the heavy traffic we were getting. So I couldn’t look at him
with the risk of crashing the car or some shit like that. After what seemed 5
hours of trip we arrived home, we felt really relief for getting home, so we
sat down in the living room and watched soccer on tv. I cannot begin to
describe how green was the soccer field on that tv. I could see all players’
soul and feel their energy, unbelievable. So that was my trip, it wasn’t as I
expected because this friend really didn’t have idea about all the philosophy
involving psychedelics. I still enjoyed though and learned that it is not
anyone who is ready to take shrooms and most importantly, don’t ever go to a
mall after you take magic shrooms!







