Well this might be a little long and don't mind the spelling because I'm typing this on my ipod and i really cant be bothered to correct everything seeing as this is going to take a very long time On this tiny keypad in the first place.
OK so my story begins when me and my friend were going out to buy some bud from one of my friends, i talked to him on face book first just arranging where to meet how much we were going to buy etc....
After all that was done we told my parents we were going downtown to get some lunch we live in Vancouver Canada which is a fairly busy city so we knew we wouldn't see anyone we knew while doing the deal anyway. Once we met up with this guy we walked for a couple blocks to a quieter neighborhood where there wasn't really anybody around, my friend opened his bag and our dealer guy slipped in the shrooms and we handed him the 20 bucks they looked pretty nice and they were dried out, we were also planning on getting some weed from him but he didn't have any so we had to call up another dealer so we could meet up with him and buy the weed. We finally met him in a small street and our friend who gave us shrooms got the weed. We sat under a tree for about 5 minutes splitting the weed into almost equal piles because he pitched 5 more dollars then us, in the end though we still ended up getting more than him because i think he felt bad about ripping us off the last time.
We went our separate ways and me and my friend hopped on a bus heading east to his house, we were kind of excited but also nervous for this night seeing as this was both of our first times. We finally got home after eating some pizza on commercial drive (which was really good) and we sat down in his room for a while planing our night strategically, the good news was his parents were going out to some friends party and would be out for about 5 hours, which left us a decent amount of time to do them.
After saying goodbye to his parents we sat in his computer room for a while just in case his parents forgot something and decided to come home. After about half an hour had gone by we decided that we were ready, we got up and headed towards the kitchen, we laid our mushrooms out into two equal piles on the counter. We grabbed to big glasses of water to wash the taste out while eating. I find it kind of funny because i wasn't so much nervous for the effect of the shrooms as much as i was scared of taste :) i figured after how they smelled, they cant taste very good. Anyways we decided to man up and and just eat them so he popped one first just a little stem and the look on his face wasn't so bad, so i said what the hell and popped a small stem too, chewed for a minute and swallowed, i was really surprised, for all the hype of how nasty people say they are i really didn't think they tasted that bad, just a little bitter on the pallet but other than that not bad not bad at all.
Because it was our first times we only took about 1.7 each. After finishing all the mushrooms i rinsed my mouth with a bit of orange juice just to take away the bitterness. We then went and sat in front of his giant brand new i mac he had just bought, and i forgot to mention there was a massive thunder and lighting storm going on outside and his parents had told us to completely turn of the power of the computer because it was connected to a non-grounded power par so if lightning hit the house it would send a massive electrical surge down the cord and into his computer most likely resulting in him never being able to use it again. But do you really think we cared we were the most excited we had ever been in our lives and we weren't going to let a little lightning stop this night from proceeding. So we turned on the computer and went on you tube for about 5 minutes or so then got bored and listened to some nice calm trance, it was the 1999 album "the northern exposure" by DJ Sasha & John Digweed. We turned on the new and improved itunes visualizer, we watched it for about 10 minutes and still didn't feel anything so we did a little research on the internet to see how long it takes for them to kick in. It said anywhere from 15 to an hour so we decided to go to his backyard in the rain, thunder and lighting to jump on his trampoline. After about 20 minutes i started to feel like a weed high and we talked for a bit and said if this is all that's going to happen this is fucking lame. We went back inside to listen to more music and visualizer after 5 minutes it hit me hard, suddenly everything started to go in slow motion while i was sitting on the couch and when i looked at my hand it started to swirl in the middle. I was completely focused on the room around me while it was moving, while he was completely focused on the visualizer. I decided i wanted a part of it so i looked at it for a moment and i felt as if i were being pulled in by it it was twirling and spinning in so many magical ways.
The music was now at almost full volume and i lay on the floor with my head against the sub woofer, it was the weirdest thing i felt all the vibrations through my body and it was amazing. When i got up it felt like i was listening to the music through my skin and all the melodies were being absorbed by my skin and it was the most unexplainable feeling. We got up and went into the living room and walked around the house for a bit after that and when i looked out the window it looked as if i was in an art gallery looking at a big picture and that picture was the window.
We then decided we had had enough of the indoors so we went back to the backyard and bounced on the trampoline for a long time, while bouncing i saw some pretty fucked up shit, there was a school in the distance and a huge flock of crows circling the school and it looked like something out of a horror movie, i suddenly had a feeling that the school was holding all the evil souls in the world and i could hear screams and such. But this wasn't so bad because i felt like the fence of his yard was the only separating the good from the evil
And we were on the good side, thank god. The lightning was crazy at this point about a flash every 5 seconds and we were staring with amazement. Suddenly i got this feeling like the good area was quickly decreasing in size and evil was all around us, and in my hands was the last little area of good and peace so i said hurry we have to get inside quickly before something terrible happens so we ran up the stairs and we stepped on the door Matt but since it was wet it let out a very odd squeaking noise and we thought it was a girl whispering which creeped us out even more.
When we finally got inside everything looked completely different, the sun was just starting to set in the west and i poked my head out the front door to take a quick peek and what i saw was absolubtley beautiful the sky was completely dark orange and the distant horizon was on fire i was astonished i yelled at my friend "come quick come quick! He ran over and im pretty sure he was as amazed as i was. Also in the distance i saw a mysterious castle in the sky and i was freaking out (in a great way) we then decided we had to take a stroll round the block, he said he needed to lock up so we spend loads of time looking for his key and seriously couldn't find it anywhere we started saying were trapped in this prison and we need key to escape! After a while of mad searching he remembered he put it in the computer because the key chain was a usb drive. We finally left and started walking down the street slowly suddenly everything started to breathe in and out steadily it was crazy and it wasn't going to end soon. Suddenly we came up to a big street with lots of cars and i got really sketched out and i made us walk the other way, during our walk we noticed the trees didn't fit in with the rest of the scenery at all but we kept walking and then we got to that giant school i was talking about earlier and again i got really sketched out by that and we started walking back home on the way back suddenly everything turned all Alice in wonderland-ish and the road was pink with black stripes and the sidewalk was moving back and forth beneath my feet.
We came across a large puddle on the ground and looked into it for a while, but the odd thing was we couldn't find our reflections in it and we were getting really mad about that and we left and i was struggling to walk because everything was shifting around. We finally got home and if you have ever been in a fun house you will know those fucked up mirrors that make everything look wavy and distorted, well the whole room was as if i was looking through one of them, it was amazing.
Then my friend started talking to me but his voice wasn't coming from his mouth it was coming from another room i got scared i thought he was a demon or something.
We went back to the computer room And turned on some music. Then i looked at him and i saw four more eyes growing on his face and i just started laughing uncontrollably and then he did the same and that lasted for about 10 minutes.
we then decided to go upstairs and chill because it was late and his parents would be home soon and we didn't want them to come home to us like this because they would put the pieces together pretty quick. So we set up the mattress that i was going to sleep on so we could pretend to be asleep if they did. We turned on the speakers in his room and chilled out. I was still at the peak of my high and things looking pretty fucking crazy, and lying in the hammock was a very strange feeling. The walls looked like they were moving closer and closer and the only colors i could see were brown green and red. We went downstairs again to do something, i don't remember what but there was only one light on in the whole house and that was the bathroom light, then it happened we had an epiphany and heres what it was: all our lives we've been raised to think the dark is scary and unknown but actually its the complete opposite the light is the evil and its trying to take over.This also made us think about the lightning outside, and i thought it was a giant war going on between light and dark.
We quickly went back upstairs and the lightning had stopped and we decided that dark had won the big war. So we looked his window at the house next door and what i saw was really weird, i saw a room with a white table with a jar of peanut butter on it and behind it was a never ending white wall and i was so mad that i didn't know so i got Devin to me whats going on, he didn't know either so we stared at it a while and then we focused on a different window with a sink in it, we were saying it looked like a horror movie just because of the light in the room then suddenly two hands appeared in the sink and we got so scared we ran to our beds and hid there for a minute. Then we just continued to lie and our beds and chill out then suddenly we heard a noise, my friend said "shit my parents are home!" and quickly pretended to be asleep but i was so scared because i was still tripping like crazy at that point.
We heard the door open and his dad came upstairs he walk into our room and looked around suspiciously he shut the window and closed the door over gently i then heard him say to my friends mom " don't you think its a little bit odd they are both fast asleep at 10:30? Something's up" and i just started freaking out in my mind like shit shit shit they know that were high.
His parents finally went downstairs and we got up and chilled in his room for the last remaining minutes of our high.
So there you have it my first ever mushroom trip, and it was an amazing one to! I'm definitely doing them again.