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Gumby Fishnologist Registered: 06/13/01 Posts: 26,656 |
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Without fail, you can always count on Maurer to shit on your parade. You met an attractive girl that's into you? Maurer says she's fugly, has herpes, and will cheat on you within a week. You like this new band a friend showed you? Maurer thinks they sound like noise and are too simplistic. You're proud of your nice new car? Maurer tells you you're fucking dumb and should have bought used. You just scored some acid for the first time in years? Maurer tells you it's probably fake and you're not responsible enough to do drugs. You and your wife just had your first born son? Maurer tells you that you won't be able to afford him and he will probably die before he makes it to elementary school anyways. You're excited because you just got married? Maurer informs you that the bitch has been cheating on you for years, good luck faggot. You're having a good day in general and wanted to spread your happiness? Maurer tells you that he was happy once, which caused him to get colon cancer. Now he doesn't have an asshole and shits in a bag for the rest of his life. You're gonna get both colon cancer and Hep C, just because. Maurer, I'm sorry your life sucks. Try not to be such a downer all the time and maybe it'll get better. Last Edited 10/05/10 08:22 AM Maurer responded on 05/08/11 05:25 AM: |
imachavel I loved and lost but I loved-ftw Registered: 06/06/07 Posts: 31,462 Loc: You get banned for saying that Last seen: 6 hours, 18 minutes |
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i'll see you on here as a puppet when we change our ipv4 settings accordingly |
supra computerEnthusia Registered: 10/26/03 Posts: 6,446 Loc: TEXAS Last seen: 12 years, 10 months |
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My house is not a shithole, I was robbed while we were away. They also decided to come back one night when my wife was home alone and I was out of town, she picked up the shotgun, pumped it, and he ran...seems to have solved the problem quickly and easily from my point of view, that being one where someone actually has to take care of themselves, not depend on wal-mart, and lives with mommy. Maurer responded on 09/12/10 03:41 PM: |
SillyBilly Professional Registered: 03/05/09 Posts: 3,634 Loc: Californi-eh Last seen: 8 years, 2 months |
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Well now you should have 4 shrooms. I guess 4 out of 5 isn't bad. |
RoosterCogburn Fearless,one-eyed U.S.Marshall Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 8,508 Loc: Dirty South, NJ Last seen: 12 years, 6 months |
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I just felt like it. Maurer responded on 08/14/10 07:00 PM: |
FatChicksNcoke And psychedelics :D Registered: 10/14/08 Posts: 2,685 Last seen: 1 year, 9 months |
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on food stamps, completely irrational and stereotypical. very nice. Maurer responded on 08/14/10 07:01 PM: |
supercollider superconducting Registered: 10/13/00 Posts: 1,234 Loc: Waxahachie |
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Jews did live through it and in all honesty if Germany really hated them they wouldn't have bothered to keep them alive or feed them. Maurer responded on 07/01/10 08:47 PM: |
Kisper Fractal Being Registered: 01/25/10 Posts: 455 Last seen: 8 months, 17 days |
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Girl Doesn't Like My Lifestyle Maurer responded on 05/21/10 03:36 AM: |
AsAboveSoBelow The matrix has you Registered: 02/06/08 Posts: 2,515 Last seen: 12 years, 5 months |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/ Too bad you didnt get banned for life, retard Last Edited 05/17/10 08:33 PM Maurer responded on 05/21/10 03:37 AM: |
Sterben Registered: 09/22/07 Posts: 2,227 Loc: Netherlands |
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Just Doing my Part. |
Enthrall Mr ? Registered: 04/07/07 Posts: 2,097 Last seen: 2 years, 12 days |
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mindtool Registered: 12/20/09 Posts: 574 |
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Just want to say thanks for the good input |
deCypher Registered: 02/10/08 Posts: 56,232 |
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so bad |
LuNaTiX Quarterback Registered: 07/28/03 Posts: 5,142 Last seen: 5 months, 4 days |
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self control is a problem with many though |
wellage Strange Registered: 01/31/09 Posts: 2,467 Last seen: 11 years, 8 months |
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made me lol in the squatting thread.... ...not cool |
tarponio Loves rain Registered: 07/28/09 Posts: 233 Loc: Floating around Last seen: 1 year, 6 months |
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Good man |
kanglow Stranger with Candy Registered: 10/28/09 Posts: 2,647 Loc: USA Last seen: 2 years, 1 month |
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That's a good deed. +5 |
bchunter Strangler Registered: 10/11/08 Posts: 1,374 Loc: Right Behind You Last seen: 3 years, 18 days |
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this bumps you to 4 Last Edited 04/04/10 01:12 PM |
Sophistic Radiance Free sVs! Registered: 07/11/06 Posts: 43,135 Loc: Center of the Un |
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Debate is healthy exercise. So you got bad ratings because you're down on stealing? WTF? I didn't know Shroomery was so fucking sketch. |
Adden Registered: 06/04/03 Posts: 39,201 Loc: |
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for being you. Haters gonna hate, man. Just keep doin thangs. | |||||
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