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Penelope_Tree
Shamanic Panic

Registered: 07/31/09
Posts: 4,994
Loc: magic sugarcastle

how the heck did I not rate you yet?

02/05/13 10:04 PM

awesome and fun game player to have on my team. DID I MENTION WE WON?

i like cow poo

Nature Lover

Registered: 10/20/09
Posts: 2,656
Loc: Mother Nature's Vagina
Last seen: 5 hours, 36 minutes

Soooo funny

10/11/11 08:50 AM

I liked the fapping story cause it reminded me of the old dayz
"
I guess i could start with the first one that happened afairemember.
first girl i had a crush on , was like 9,10.
she came over to my house, i put on some michael jackson.
started dancing, i go to do a split.. and i fart.

the next one would probably be pissing myself in a trolly in front of a bunch of ppl.
just could not hold it any longer.

then..
hmmm
one time i went to school wearing long baggy shorts but i didn't put any underwear on.
had to take a shit so bad, waited till lunch break, ran home.. made it to the building entrance but nobody answered the intercom.
lets just say my neighbor, suddenly walking up to the entrance and a huge pile of shit dropping from my shorts happened at the same time.
she cried, moved away and my grandmother cleaned the shit.

then..
one time i really liked this girl and when we finally got to be in a bed i was excited and couldn't get hard.
that was pretty embarassing
not to mention that it happened repeatedly until she finally dumped me
and then yea..
last year, i was sleeping at this chicks house.
well.. she was sleepin i was trying to pass out, but i just had built up gas like crazy.
didn't really wanna fart right there in her bed so i held it in.
eventually i went to take a piss and sharted like a motherfucker.
took my underwear off and shoved at the bottom of this tiny trash can that was in the bathroom.

apparently she found them the next day..
somehow..

like who the fuck goes digging through a trash can ??
must have reeked in there.
theres also the incident of forgetting to lock the door when fapping.
i think i was like 16.
watching porn on the pc, with a napkin right on the pull out keyboard ready for the unleashing.
i stand up, aim.. start unloading.. door opens behind me.

i'm guessing when she saw the anal pounding on the monitor , my bare ass and a big paper towel on the keyboard, she put 2 and 2 together and quickly shut the door.

most horrible orgasm ever btw..."

OneU

Registered: 03/19/11
Posts: 763
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months

Good posts

04/18/11 03:34 PM

Blessings and Love on your journey brother.

circastes
Being too serious

Registered: 01/14/10
Posts: 5,677
Loc:

Last seen: 7 hours, 14 minutes

You is a

02/11/11 05:15 AM

...cool guy. :inlove3:

The Demiurge
Stranger

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 136
Loc: The Desert
Last seen: 10 days, 4 hours

Very helpful

10/18/10 05:58 PM

Thanks a lot! :grin:

curenado
73rd Man

Registered: 04/01/03
Posts: 2,601
Loc: North Central Arkansas
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months

HaHa! Good One!

09/15/10 06:07 PM

<<jivJaN said:
I cant help but notice how big of a troll u are.>> :lol:

heh-heh. I loved that one! :congrats:

Love your flying kid sig pic too - need to feel that way more often myself! :lol:

Freedom
Will swim for food

Registered: 05/26/05
Posts: 5,024
Last seen: 22 days, 5 hours

Thumb up

08/19/10 04:23 AM

akira_akuma
Recalcitrant

Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 27,542
Loc: current position: in Cana...
Last seen: 17 minutes, 46 seconds

for being in good morale

04/02/10 03:51 AM

and cause i haven't rated you yet and you :crazy2:

and super nice :thumbup:

Last Edited 08/05/10 12:11 PM

quinn
medicine woman

Registered: 01/02/10
Posts: 4,776
Loc: (usually) above sea level

to an interesting poetical chap

07/29/10 08:08 AM

enjoy reading your posts :thumbup:

BluePixieWaves

Registered: 12/19/09
Posts: 1,683
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes

Amazing Post

06/14/10 09:24 AM

What a great post...I wish I wasn't so lazy and could actually decide to post such a informative post. :thumbup:

FunkMasterShroom
Stranger

Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 1,378
Loc: Canada

Piece(peace) of Mind

06/11/10 10:44 AM

The game of survival, and dis-empowerment sure has gotten boring..

AquaKet

Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 3,341

i have always loved your posts

06/03/10 02:59 PM

this is a true gem

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/12623208#12623208

Last Edited 06/03/10 03:02 PM

RiverRat427
Something funny happened...

Registered: 02/09/10
Posts: 1,085
Loc: ..on the road to Damascus
Last seen: 11 months, 13 days

Your posts...

06/02/10 10:42 AM

...are

and I can't believe I didn't rate you yet
Like you as a poster and all your posts in general
Especially what you said HERE

Cool Shroomerite
+ :mushroom2:

Chemical Sandman
The Psychedelic Sinner

Registered: 02/26/10
Posts: 570
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 3 years, 1 month

That is a hard spot to be in,

04/07/10 08:41 PM

Your post about reality.

One of the hardest experiences of my life, but I'm glad you came out of it too. :thumbup:

Nymphaea
Smoker/Tripper/Legalizer

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 1,634
Loc:

Last seen: 2 hours, 24 minutes

Thank You

04/07/10 04:41 AM

For everything you said in this thread.

:awecid:

flangenips
Batshitinsanse

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 1,520
Loc: aotearoa

Last seen: 5 months, 17 days

:-)

09/24/09 09:20 PM

Went to rate you again, thought I hadn't before, so i'm editing this one!
But anywho, thanks for the good posts, i enjoy reading them.

Last Edited 03/08/10 04:35 PM

Poid
deBunker

Registered: 02/04/08
Posts: 40,361
Loc: SF Bay Area

I like your posts...

03/05/10 02:37 PM

Hang in there, buddy. :sunny:

DimensionX
Quadratic Triangle.

Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 5,480
Last seen: 1 year, 4 months

Mashmorpestan dosen't like you

03/17/09 05:28 AM

So i have changed your rating to suit his wishes.

Edit: I have overcome mashmorpestans mind control and boosted your rating to a three.

Last Edited 03/01/10 07:30 PM

HeartAndMind

Registered: 01/09/10
Posts: 816

Aye !

02/27/10 05:00 PM

Good poasts man,
:feelsgoodman:

PookztA
Medical Student

Registered: 09/09/05
Posts: 1,225
Loc: Illinois
Last seen: 1 year, 7 months

Great contributor to this forum

02/26/10 06:18 AM

For sharing awesome news articles with this awesome forum community!

BOOM to you my good sir!

-Abe

igwna
The Cap'n

Registered: 06/19/07
Posts: 7,995
Loc: New England, USA
Last seen: 1 day, 3 hours

54U

02/20/10 11:58 PM

your posts are awesome.

for some reason my mind recognizes you as very enigmatic... like meeting someone i haven't quite come far enough to understand fully.

i like it.

ninja cat 09
Intergalactic Space Giant