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Atheist
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Reged: 01/24/06
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Caught Having Sex
      08/16/06 06:03 PM

Let me fill you in...

I met this guy about a month and a half ago, told him I could give him some shrooms if he wanted. "GIVE" being the key word. Enough for him and his girlfriend.

His girlfriend is a stripper, a HOT stripper.

The guy works at Subway from 11 to 11. Full shift. Comes to his apartment once for lunch and is there for only 30 minutes.

As its summer and class hasnt started yet, I've been going over there every day for the past 2 weeks and smoking bud with her. Alone. Just me and her.

We talk about everything, especially her boyfriend. He's been treating her like shit. Calling her fat, calling her a cunt. Farting on her.

Yada yada yada, she says finger me and I'm goin at it for like 20 minutes down there. Shes screaming her fuckin brains out.

She says lets go to the bedroom and I follow her. She rips my pants off and starts sucking my dick. I keep asking her: "You'r SURE hes not coming back??"

She says we have atleast 2 hours. Perfect. I start fucking her and its amazing, this bitch is fucking HOT.

Whatever happens, I fucked her for like 5 minutes before I hear keys at the door and foot steps. I pull out and hit the floor and I see his shoes at the bedroom door.

He says "This is fuckin perfect, come on out *my name*" So I come out and hes like "I knew you fuckin liked her"

Fuck him, he tells me to leave and doesnt even ask to fight me. He takes it like a bitch except for he broke my hookah which I left at his house for like 3 weeks.

I dunno, pretty fucked up right?

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