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Anonymous #14

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #9987089 - 03/17/09 08:21 AM (4 years, 2 months ago)

lol, although 12's weird
50's hipster
ebonics mixture
is goofy as hell, he's got it figured out.  Even though i don't agree with the MOB principle.


Don't be scared if the girl you're with is getting around.  If you need a verbal contract with her that she is not fucking around on you then you might not be enough of a man for her or maybe she's not the type of girl you naturally trust.  The type of dudes most girls want to stick around with are the type that can/will get a new chick if they start fucking around on him.

Are you doing all the boyfriend/girlfriend stuff?  Then consider her your girlfriend.  But, I think its possible the words themselves might just be considered obsolete.

Instead of saying "will you be my girlfriend"  say "is this an exclusive relationship?  I'd definitely be up for that if it is and im an honest dude, but if its not I'd like to know that."

Best case scenario is have her suggest it, but that could be tricky and I wouldn't know how to go about it naturally.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #9988536 - 03/17/09 03:13 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
Best case scenario is have her suggest it



Exactly.  If you've been banging her for a while and she is into you, she will suggest it.  The term girlfriend suggests some level of commitment, and girls tend to to see guys in a hurry to commit as desperate. 

Do what you want to do, of course its not "wrong" but if you bring up the girlfriend thing prior to banging them don't be surprised if you don't have much luck.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9988672 - 03/17/09 03:33 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

I always thought people just knew when they were together...

Like an unspoken agreement.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #15] * 1
    #9988715 - 03/17/09 03:40 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Changing your facebook status to "in a relationship" makes it real. :borat:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #9988782 - 03/17/09 03:51 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

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Do what you want to do, of course its not "wrong" but if you bring up the girlfriend thing prior to banging them don't be surprised if you don't have much luck.




The last 3 girls I had sex with for many moons suggest otherwise. I just don't get why people change their opinions on the whole thing after high school. Not every chick is a club chick, or at least I think so. If sex comes first, then thats all your relationship is, right?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #9988797 - 03/17/09 03:54 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:

Don't be scared if the girl you're with is getting around.  If you need a verbal contract with her that she is not fucking around on you then you might not be enough of a man for her or maybe she's not the type of girl you naturally trust.  The type of dudes most girls want to stick around with are the type that can/will get a new chick if they start fucking around on him.




Wow, holy shit. I really don't know where you got all this information from, like me needing a contract because I'm scared of her cheating on me. If you want to communicate like a jackass then by all means please go listen to #12 some more, he's 13 and a white kid who thinks hes black.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9988814 - 03/17/09 03:58 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
woah this is news to me. I thought it was necessary to establish the relationship verbally at some point in time.

I've fucked around with a few girls for stretches like a week or two, they were never my girlfriend and i know they thought the same way even though we did all sorts of gf/bf stuff.


yeah this is very perplexing to me. If you don't verbally establish it then how do you know you arent just in an open relationship or some shit





Yea man, this is my point. I progress naturally through the emotional model, but at some point it would be nice to say "hey I really like you and I want to date you formally, not just fuck around with you."

Let me ask again because no one is seeming to get it, whats so wrong with this?




agreed


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Anonymous #17

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9988864 - 03/17/09 04:05 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Lemme put a bug in yo ear pimpin. Do you agree that M.O.B. (Money over bitches?) If so peep game. Don't ask a bitch to be your girlfriend. That is a squares job. Thats some beaver cleaver shit. You want to stay single and just taste the buffet before you choose any main bitch. Just keep them all around as "friends" sooner or later they are gonna want some dick. Just slang'em tha ding dong and who gives a shit who knows about it. Girls are just like guys really, they are horny ass bitches. They plot on dick just as much as men plot on pussy, they are just dont put themselves out there like that. But see, play your cards right and you will have bitches payin for you, competing for your attention. That is pimpin. You dont hafta go full blown and sell there pussy, but if they are hittin licks and breakin you off just for chillin with them then thats what we call "small timin" Just remember anybody can control a bitches body, but a true pimp controls a bitches mind. :stoned:




What are you 13 or something? If you actually spoke some english I might take this to heart.

You could score 1000 fucking chicks, and at the end of the day you don't have a son or daughter, it was all pointless. If you let your gene die out who gives a flying FUCK what you did with your sex life.

Let me put this bug in YO ear pimpless, will 1000 one night stands get you anywhere?




1000 one night stands will get you plenty of enjoyment, dummy
kids will probably not.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #9988949 - 03/17/09 04:17 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Lemme put a bug in yo ear pimpin. Do you agree that M.O.B. (Money over bitches?) If so peep game. Don't ask a bitch to be your girlfriend. That is a squares job. Thats some beaver cleaver shit. You want to stay single and just taste the buffet before you choose any main bitch. Just keep them all around as "friends" sooner or later they are gonna want some dick. Just slang'em tha ding dong and who gives a shit who knows about it. Girls are just like guys really, they are horny ass bitches. They plot on dick just as much as men plot on pussy, they are just dont put themselves out there like that. But see, play your cards right and you will have bitches payin for you, competing for your attention. That is pimpin. You dont hafta go full blown and sell there pussy, but if they are hittin licks and breakin you off just for chillin with them then thats what we call "small timin" Just remember anybody can control a bitches body, but a true pimp controls a bitches mind. :stoned:




What are you 13 or something? If you actually spoke some english I might take this to heart.

You could score 1000 fucking chicks, and at the end of the day you don't have a son or daughter, it was all pointless. If you let your gene die out who gives a flying FUCK what you did with your sex life.

Let me put this bug in YO ear pimpless, will 1000 one night stands get you anywhere?




1000 one night stands will get you plenty of enjoyment, dummy
kids will probably not.




Right on. Game recognize game. If you have problems with kids look up Abortion Tek. That one was written by yours truly.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9988989 - 03/17/09 04:23 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
If sex comes first, then thats all your relationship is, right?




naah, sex has a way of connecting people, be it their personalities, genitalia, etc.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9989408 - 03/17/09 05:36 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Do what you want to do, of course its not "wrong" but if you bring up the girlfriend thing prior to banging them don't be surprised if you don't have much luck.




The last 3 girls I had sex with for many moons suggest otherwise. I just don't get why people change their opinions on the whole thing after high school. Not every chick is a club chick, or at least I think so. If sex comes first, then thats all your relationship is, right?



Why come to an anonymous forum questioning your technique if its already working?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9989492 - 03/17/09 05:46 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

#2, I've asked this question on a different forum too. I just really don't like posting anywhere on on the shroomery, this website sucks balls.

#17, you can have as much enjoyment in your life as you want, but if you die without passing on your gene YOU ARE FUCKED! do you not get that you retard? your life would have been meaningless! We live in different worlds bro.

#12, I got game, I don't need tips from a retard. You should throw down and posts some pics or something, because I seriously think (read: know) you are full of bullshit.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9989498 - 03/17/09 05:47 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

fool me once shame on you fool me twice

fuck you!!


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Anonymous #17

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9989771 - 03/17/09 06:14 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
#17, you can have as much enjoyment in your life as you want, but if you die without passing on your gene YOU ARE FUCKED! do you not get that you retard? your life would have been meaningless! We live in different worlds bro.




how can i be fucked when i die, i'll be dead

:dudewtf:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #9989891 - 03/17/09 06:29 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

your pitiful attempts to make me look stupid only prove your ignorance! you are a fuckin dumb wit dude!

you only got here BECAUSE all of your dumb ass ancestors figured out "oh gee, i can get my d---"

you know what, youre just too stupid, forget it.
:facepalm:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9989940 - 03/17/09 06:35 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
#2, I've asked this question on a different forum too. I just really don't like posting anywhere on on the shroomery, this website sucks balls.




The shroomery sucks balls??  Blasphemy!


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Anonymous #17

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9989954 - 03/17/09 06:37 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

i'm stupid?  remember, you said this:

Quote:

your life would have been meaningless!




meaningless to whom?  god? you?

fuck you, and fuck god.

i create meaning in my life, nobody else does that for me.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #9990075 - 03/17/09 06:55 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
how can i be fucked when i die, i'll be dead

:dudewtf:



oh...believe you me, good sir, it is most definitely possible  :muppet:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #9990083 - 03/17/09 06:56 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
i'm stupid?  remember, you said this:

Quote:

your life would have been meaningless!




meaningless to whom?  god? you?

fuck you, and fuck god.

i create meaning in my life, nobody else does that for me.




Do I even dare to ask what this meaning is you speak of? I'm sure when you're tripping balls it has some meaning, that is chemically indused.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Is it bad to ask someone to be your girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9990131 - 03/17/09 07:10 PM (4 years, 2 months ago)

induced*


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