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 UnholyChild666
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 Re: My first sexual experience  [Re: DragonChaser]
#9995828 - 03/18/09 05:16 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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DragonChaser said:
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UnholyChild666 said:
Mine involved a very fat $180 hooker and a bottle of whiskey.
Male or female hooker?
Female
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 irishspaniard
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: DragonChaser]
#9998400 - 03/19/09 12:54 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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DragonChaser said:
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irishspaniard said:
Yea, like we don't wanna hear. Start talking.
I was living in an apartment with two other girls.
I had been talking to this girl named Ashton.
I also had gotten 3 fentanyl patches off my dealer. I had cut one up into tiny strips and soaked it in a jar of rubbing alcohol for days, strained the pieces out, then dumped a bunch of basil in. I slowly heated the rubbing alcohol out, and rubbed the basil around to get it nice and coated with the fent.
Me and Ashton would fuck like rabbits. Once I got the fent/basil concoction up (dubbed the "Most Dangerous Basil in the World") it just got better.
We would take bong hits of good herb, then smoke a small bit of basil to blast off.
One night, we did that. She asked me to tie her up, so I tied her wrists to one of the bedposts, with her in the doggie position, and blindfolded her. She was getting really worked up and moaning, so I started playing with her pussy while jerking my dick. She told me I could do anything I wanted to her, and I was like "Anything?"... she moaned as I fiddled with her clit and was like "Aaaanything...".
So I put my clothes on and left.
I didn't really intend to leave, I was just going to smoke a cigarette.
But when I got outside, I realized the pack was empty. In my extremely baked and nodding state, I decided to head to the gas station for a new pack. Once I was at the gas station, I decided a rotisserie chicken would be dank, so I went to the local grocery store.
By the time I got back, I had forgotten there was a girl tied up in my room. She was asleep, still tied to the bed.
She was asleep on her stomach, so I just got naked, lubed up my wang, and started banging her. She woke up right as I entered and started bitching about how I left her. She shut up after about 10 seconds though and got with the program.
I also banged her in the ass with a thin dildo that night (first time doing that). It was really hot, her tied up doggie style, blindfolded, with a dildo in the butt.
Best part was, I had my webcam running the entire time, so I got to watch her struggle with trying to untie her wrists with her teeth, rolling over, and finally giving up.
You are my new best friend. also, sauce the vid 
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Edited by irishspaniard (03/19/09 01:09 AM)
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Shr00mZ
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Is it odd to lose your virginity when your 12? I hit puberty early it was with a girl who was alot older. It was still fun. I was always a horny lil boy. haha. I dont know too many other people I share that with, obvouisly no one knows me so I feel cool about it. People just dont believe you.
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I hate condoms too (I know some other people wrote about it), but after a chlamydia scare I had, I'm wrapping that baby up from now on. 
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Ferris
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Shr00mZ]
#9999072 - 03/19/09 03:56 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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LoveOverAll
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ferris]
#10000170 - 03/19/09 12:52 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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my first time was with this dudes girlfreind. him and i were good freinds we smokedout everyday, and she was like ones of us. one day he was out of town and it was just me and his chick smoken hangin out. we wanted to see kill bill at the time because everyone was saying it was so badass and go see it, so on the way there she starts eye'n me hard and starts playin with my cock. the entire time i'm thinking what the fuck am i gonna tell dude? i never had any interst in his chick, i thought we were cool. then we get the movies and the whole time she touching me everywhere and some dude behind us got a peep show because i eventully just said fuck it and we made out. on the ride back she started giveing me road head untill we got to her house, so in her driveway and in the back seat of my truck i fucked her.  so the next day i head over to dudes house and i see them coming out the woods fishing and shit. he was still clueless and i for the first time know how it feels to be played by a ho
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irishspaniard
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ferris]
#10001128 - 03/19/09 03:19 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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That kid got two timed.
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jewdozer
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The dragonchaser one on last page was a fantastic story, very very funny.
Basically we would like to draw this lolokaust and post it back here.
If thats good for you it's good for us.
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
#10017397 - 03/22/09 01:44 AM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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bump
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Ferris
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Quote:
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bump
I had sex with another stranger tonight, it was awesome?
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jewdozer
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Quote:
DragonChaser said:
I was living in an apartment with two other girls.
I had been talking to this girl named Ashton.
I also had gotten 3 fentanyl patches off my dealer. I had cut one up into tiny strips and soaked it in a jar of rubbing alcohol for days, strained the pieces out, then dumped a bunch of basil in. I slowly heated the rubbing alcohol out, and rubbed the basil around to get it nice and coated with the fent.
Me and Ashton would fuck like rabbits. Once I got the fent/basil concoction up (dubbed the "Most Dangerous Basil in the World") it just got better.
We would take bong hits of good herb, then smoke a small bit of basil to blast off.
One night, we did that. She asked me to tie her up, so I tied her wrists to one of the bedposts, with her in the doggie position, and blindfolded her. She was getting really worked up and moaning, so I started playing with her pussy while jerking my dick. She told me I could do anything I wanted to her, and I was like "Anything?"... she moaned as I fiddled with her clit and was like "Aaaanything...".
So I put my clothes on and left.
I didn't really intend to leave, I was just going to smoke a cigarette.
But when I got outside, I realized the pack was empty. In my extremely baked and nodding state, I decided to head to the gas station for a new pack. Once I was at the gas station, I decided a rotisserie chicken would be dank, so I went to the local grocery store.
By the time I got back, I had forgotten there was a girl tied up in my room. She was asleep, still tied to the bed.
She was asleep on her stomach, so I just got naked, lubed up my wang, and started banging her. She woke up right as I entered and started bitching about how I left her. She shut up after about 10 seconds though and got with the program.
I also banged her in the ass with a thin dildo that night (first time doing that). It was really hot, her tied up doggie style, blindfolded, with a dildo in the butt.
Best part was, I had my webcam running the entire time, so I got to watch her struggle with trying to untie her wrists with her teeth, rolling over, and finally giving up.
Dragonchaser has agreed to let us illustrate this wonderful fable. Work has started, watch this space.
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ferris]
#10034839 - 03/24/09 09:11 PM (4 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ferris said:
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irishspaniard said:
bump
I had sex with another stranger tonight, it was awesome?
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! tell us about it.
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irishspaniard
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This thread no longer seems to be alive. Why is this?
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zSDMF
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
#10149289 - 04/11/09 10:04 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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omg why have i missed this thread/user/website
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
#10149342 - 04/11/09 10:16 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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Heres an EXCERPT FROM A BOOK IM WRITINTG. IT was written shortly after my first time, which was with a south american hooker at age seventeen. Enjoy
“SEX”
I’ve got to admit, my first time was far from what I expected. The opportunity to set aflame my infamous V-card came suddenly, and although it came a lot later than some, it happened earlier than I’d expected. I remember the lack of emotion, and how awkward the whole scene was. She was in her late twenties, possibly early thirties. It’s amazing how hindered your senses become when you’ve got a one track mind. Years of pretending like you knew what it was like to be inside a women are soon to be done with. I remember the stories from sixth grade, and how naïve I was to believe that every one of my comrades had grown up a Casa Nova, and that I was cursed to be the pretender. I believe it was my lack of self-confidence as well as my lack of experience that resulted in me being timid when it came to getting laid. Anyway it led to many missed encounters with a few delectable young ladies who were dying to swallow my meat stick. I was a pussy because I didn’t understand it. The other guys didn’t either but they knew how to fake it. If there’s ones reason I regret not losing my virginity earlier, its because I missed my chance at young teen pussy. To try and make up for lost time now would not only be wrong, it’d be illegal...
If you were wondering why I didn’t go into detail about the actual sex, I’ll do that now. Grab a glass of water and have sex with it, then multiply that unpleasantness by five and VIOLA! You’ve got my first time.
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: pookiehead]
#10149408 - 04/11/09 10:33 PM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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My first time was when I was 16 and it was with a friend, because we both just wanted to get it over with. It was actually in another friend's house, while she was at the beach. We were really close, so I could just walk in whenever and if she was there we'd hang out and if she wasn't I'd chill there and wait for her. So she let me use her house to throw parties or do whatever I wanted while she was gone.
So me and this guy were there smoking and just talking and eventually we got on the subject of sex. One thing led to another and we ended up doing it on this girls couch that had god knows how many jizz stains all over it already.
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Are you awake are you awake
Ugh just stick it in my ass
Whats wrong
I nutted
oh my god come OnnnNN!
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StaleShrooms
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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: aiyobro]
#10150303 - 04/12/09 03:17 AM (4 years, 1 month ago) |
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my first time happened while watching Reno 911 (idk why), we fucked for like 20 minutes and she either came really easy or faked it. I was far too nervous to cum so she blew me and i still didnt cum, w/e. I remember I couldnt believe i was actually having sex, so i reached my hand around to feel my dick going in her, and got vag goo all over my hand haha.
Oh, and her parents were upstairs the whole time. Like all they would've had to do was walk down the stairs to see us. I ended up staying till like 4am and her dad came down stairs and told us that he trusted us but it wasnt appropriate for a boy to be over this late.
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irishspaniard
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I give this thread the honor of my one hundredth post.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Does 3rd Base (aka "Fingering") count as "My First Sexual Experience"?
or.....
What about Dry Humping (or "Wet Humping", which is dry humping underwater) to climax? Does that count?
Edited by LogicaL Chaos (04/20/09 03:12 AM)
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